How to pass a drug test???

Question

I smoke weed daily and in a couple of weeks but i dont want to stop smoking but I want to pass the drug test still any advice? ( I smoke for my bad back,stomic issues and religous resasons so no rude comments please !!!)

I have a doctors prescripition! it is nesscessary!

Answer 1

1. when you do the urine sample, pull out a pubic hair and throw it in the tube.
2. drink lots of pickle juice.
3. go to your local gnc and buy golden seal
4. smoke away dude, roll me a fat one!

Answer 2

I do the same thing, and what has worked 100% for me is called the "Wiz-Pack"

There are several brands but the idea is that it is a bag of fake pee that has the right chemicals in it to fool the test into thinking that it is real pee. And it has a heating pad to get it to the correct temperature to pass the test (something you don't get when using someone else's urine).

It says to put it under your armpit, but sometimes they make you lift your shirt and show your waist all the way around, so I put it in my undies. Go into the bathroom, and the little bag has a hose on it that you pull out thru yer zipper. Check the thermometer strip on the bag to make sure it is the right temperature, then fill up the cup!

I saw someone bring in their daughter's clean pee once, and it wasn't enough to fill the cup so the mom (the one being tested) had to retake the test and failed, so I definitely recommend WizPak because you don't even have to stay clean for 2 days like you should if using the D-Toxify drink. You could blow a bonghit in the tester's face and still pass the test, ya know? All those cranberry juice and golden seal require you to stop using, and I know you don't want to disrupt your medication. If you 'show the medical card to your employer' that does not mean that they have to hire you! in fact, you should hide that from the employer. pass the test with the fake pee, and never mention it to the boss. Because just like many won't take you if you fail the test, they also won't take you if you admit to using daily even for medical reasons, because it affects their insurance.

Of course, remember that if you EVER get into an injury situation that requires coverage on the job, they will test you so just get another WizPak if that day ever comes. If you fail a whiz quiz after an accident you won't get the insurance money, and you will be forced to sell your stash to get by and that's crapola!

Good luck!

Answer 3

You need to stop smoking.... If the drug (substance) is in your system it WILL be in your urine, no getting around that.

You can always take a detox tea or product but you still would need to stop smoking for a few days and take that product for a few days.... and in that case your creatin level would be very low (below 50) and that means that something in your body is going through a cleansing and it is procedure to ask the tester to retake the sample because it wasnt able to yield a clear read....

* Any answer that says drinking water will help (a little) is false, water will beain to cleanse your system out but it is only water, it doesnt work miricles and the more water you drink the lower creatin level you will result, that will indicate to the doc that you are ingesting abnormal amounts of water (which usually indicates that your trying to flush something out your syetme).

Believe me when I tell you we in HR and doctors offices have heard everything under the sun when it comes to drug testing..... and it is nothing for us to eat the cost of a second drug test in the light that your first isn't readable...... You have to stop smoking.

Substance - Detection Time

Alcohol 24 hours
Amphetamines 2-5 days
Barbiturates (Short-Acting) 1-5 days
Barbiturates (Long-Acting Barbital, Phenobarbital) 2-4 weeks
Benzodiazepines 7-10 days
Cannabinoids (THC, Marijuana) 14-60 days
Clenbuterol 4-6 days
Cocaine 1-4 days
Codeine 8-10 days
Euphoric (Mushrooms) 1-7 days
MDMA (Ecstasy) 1-7 days
Ketamine (Special K) 9-14 days
LSD 1-7 days
Methadone 8-10 days
Nicotine (Cigarettes) 3-7 days
Opiates 8-10 days
Peptide hormones undetectable
Phencyclidine (PCP) 2-4 days
Phenobarbital 10-20 days
Propoxyphene 6 hours to 2 days
Steroids (anabolic oral) 14-28 days
Steroids (anabolic parenterally) 1-3 months

Answer 4

LOTS of water the week of the test. Try to limit the smoking the closer you get to the date of the test too. If you can, quit for a several days while drinking the water. I've heard all about those teas and such, but I know people who have failed drug tests after trying them. You could also try diuretic pills (makes you urinate more)

So, basically, the key is PEEING! Good luck :)

Answer 5

go to your nearest head shop. they have all kinds of stuff but even the best has to be on a clean slate so dont smoke for at least 3 days b4 the test. most of the prosducts require at least 3 days. good luck and drink a lot of water just flush your system from now to then also, the more you sweat the better off you will be so try to work out too, mow the grass or something.

Answer 6

If u have any Headshop go to them there are plenty of drinks out there that u can drink to flush out your system and yes they work, I have taken 3 different kinds and everyone worked, just do not smoke 48 hrs before the test. If you can get ahold of those then drink plenty of water about a gallon a day and put in a splash of vinigar to help flush the system...good luck and keep tokin

I have also heard that if you put in a few drops of Visine in ure urine it will clear it up...I am not sure if this actually works though

Answer 7

You pass a drug test by not doing drugs. Fairly simple thing is stop smoking for a while and I'm sure you can find something else to ease the pain in your back/stomach. As far as religious reasons...I'm sure your 'God' won't kill you. I'm convinced that you smoke because you want to and those 'reasons' are there so you don't need to quit because you're weak and you have given in.

Answer 8

Why are you needing to pass a drug test?? Is it for employment?? With a back and stomic issues do you really think you will get a job?? My advise stop smoking pot and change your lifestyle it's time to grow up.

Answer 9

You can't. All of the "cures" are phony. That's why drug tests work. Do you really think if water worked people would be fired for drug tests?

If you smoke weed daily there will be other issues, as well, believe me. Do you think they can't tell?

P.S. Don't use the "I have a prescription" line. It's still illegal.

Answer 10

Stop smoking at least 28 days before the test. To be honest, if you do not plan on stopping permanantly find a job that does not test and does not mind you being stoned part of the time.

Answer 11

Drink lots of water. Make sure that when you are taking the test, it comes out clear. No guarantees that anything will work. But this is your safest bet. THC is tested by measuring it in the urine. It is deposited in the urine by fat cells. If you drink enough water and get to the point where you pretty much have to go after every glass of water, it is leaving your body too quickly to have enough fat cells deposited to be able to measure the THC levels. And don't lie about why you smoke it.