I have a friend that has had a crush on my wife for a LONG time. He mustered up the courage to tell me that he'd give me 80 bucks if I let him sleep with her. My wife would NEVER go for that so I had to trick her. I told her that I wanted to try something new with the lights off and her blindfolded and she was game.
I sent my friend in to collect on his 80 bucks. When he wrapped up he hurried out of the house and I walked into the room naked and smiling. She told me it was the best sex she's ever had! WAY better than anything I've ever done.
I'll never be able to recreate it, because I don't know what my friend did. Should I come clean with my wife or find out from my friend what it is that he did?
I've never seen her so happy.
2006-07-14 09:36:13 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
Don't assume this question is fake. My friend and I took some precautions to make sure he seemed as close to me as possible, though I'll spare you folks the details.
2006-07-14 09:48:28 · update #1
Have you ever considered writing for comedy shows?
2006-07-14 09:42:46 · answer #1 · answered by werk2much2000 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It didn't matter if you never seen her so happy and now she think that you will be doing same thing.....and your friend paid you 80 dollars to have sex your wife. and Now you want to come clean???? believe me, she will find the truth and your buddy friend will tell her it was him not you... you will be end up divorce...and I will be shocked if she married your friend buddy......and your wife not worth 80 bucks she way worth your life to be with.
even if you tell your friend how he did it and you doing it and she will notice that not the same thing. and I wished you didn't do that your wife in the first place. You knew that she not going for it and you went for 80 bucks man... I lost my respect for you dude. Stupid thing you ever done your life. and now it will hunt you down like damn dog for rest of your life.
I have a wife and if someone offer me 10 million dollars for him to have sex with my wife... Hell no nothing will happen. It not worth it why becsue my wife can't be replace and money can be replace and ruin lifes.
2006-07-14 17:18:21 · answer #2 · answered by greenbaypackers1920 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Man you are a BIG L.
You sold your wife and you know what that mean? You do not have any respect to your wife (but she loves you and trusted to you) nether to your self. You have to devours your wife as soon as possible other way you going to ruin her life and yours. She is not your property or toy, she should be your soul mate.
If she know what you did she is going to hate you for the rest of your life and your friend is Looser too if he loves her so much he should have to take her from you with fight, not buying from you.
2006-07-14 16:52:33 · answer #3 · answered by Rustam K 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Boy, if ever there was a Stupid Dumba$$ Award, I'd nominate YOU! Dumb, dumb, dumb!!!
Just imagine how violated your wife will feel if she ever finds out! That's tantamount to RAPE!!!
If you knew she would never allow you to pimp her out (for the measly amount of $80 no less - what a jacka$$!!), what makes you think that it would be ok with her after the fact??!
Do NOT "come clean" with her...she'd be likely to castrate you in your sleep. Best if you just never bring it up; if you MUST discuss things, do so with your worthless "friend" who is in essence a rapist.
GAWD, the stupidity!!!!!! I think I have to go vomit now............
2006-07-14 16:42:36 · answer #4 · answered by Brutally Honest 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dude, the guy from Indecent Proposal spent a million. Also, I'll give you 80 to have sex with your friend.
2006-07-16 17:16:42 · answer #5 · answered by good knower 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dude, $80 for you wife? That's sad. You could have at least held out for a grand or two. That's pitiful.
2006-07-14 17:08:52 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If your wife could not tell that you were someone else how are you sure that she hasnt slept with someone else before and also maybe your wife and your friend are really having an affair and the joke is on you!
2006-07-14 16:52:03 · answer #7 · answered by Jenn 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are wasting time and points, but let's just say it was true. You would be a fool to admit to your wife you sold her for $80 and that you are a sexual disaster. Why don't you ask a real queston.
2006-07-14 16:45:50 · answer #8 · answered by youknowwho 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nah, just buy your wife a gift with the $80.00 instead. Maybe hire her a male prostitute or two for her as a present with the money you earned since you like sharing her so much.
2006-07-14 18:20:06 · answer #9 · answered by aanstalokaniskiodov_nikolai 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Let this be your little secret, if you want to stay with her. She'll never forgive you if you tell her you whored her out for $80. Find out from your friend what he did and do that from now on.
2006-07-15 14:53:43 · answer #10 · answered by cryptoscripto 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Was it worth the $80.00? You shouldn't have done it....Your wife is still thinking about the best sex ever.........If you tell her, she just might leave you for the other man!! If sure you wife is worth much more than $80.00 ...Plus that was very immature on your part....Good Luck
2006-07-14 16:42:34 · answer #11 · answered by cococure53 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋