I have one: One time, I heard of a lady who was walking from the parking lot to her work building and a lady who she knew of/heard of that worked at the same building as her, but didn't really know her personally, came up, lifted her shirt, and started rubbing her belly. She asked questions, and the pregnant lady was horrified!
2006-07-14 09:30:56 · 17 answers · asked by claireBEAR 1 in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Pregnancy
u know people think a pregnant woman is community property.......people use to come up to me all the time touching my belly and asking me personal questions....one person even had the nerve to ask to me if I knew who the father of the baby is......i don't get that question to this day........anyway, people are funny.
2006-07-14 09:35:26 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Not funny, just weird. Has anyone else tried this?
I was nine months and sick of being pregnant. I had a terrible pregnancy, nothing serious but I couldn't keep down water till after 8 pm. I was only 8 st before I had the baby, so I had this huge bump ( really huge, i looked comical )that hurt so much all the time.
So the day before my due date after 5 days of strong braxton hicks i decided I'd had enough. I made my dad drive me round for 4 hours going over speed bumps.
Worked though. Even if I did start off what turned out to be a 3 day labour.
2006-07-14 09:51:46 · answer #2 · answered by Deborah 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I don't know if this is funny but it still makes me mad thinking about it. In 1995 on new years eve night I was 9 month and my hubby was outside alone shooting of fireworks. Every time one boomed the baby would jump. It hurt b/c she was so big. I was in a major bad mood and sad fat and PG sitting in the house with my mom. Hubby came in and around midnight my body mad a crunching noise even my mom heard it. So after the bathroom and I see I'm in labor I tell my hubby it's time to go. I start hurting real bad.I had to wait 10 mins for him to get ready and wash his hair. By the time I got to the hospital I pushed 2 times and she was out......
Then to top it off she looked just like him. I had the new years baby of 1996. Needless to say my pictures in the newspaper looked real good cause I was ticked and I realized hubby was selfish........haha
That's my story.
2006-07-14 09:43:08 · answer #3 · answered by ▒Яenée▒ 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
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2016-11-02 01:51:07 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
When i was 8 months preggo, I decided to start sterilizing things. I was doing the pacifiers and forgot about them boiling on the stove. I went to a friends house and remembered the pacifiers! I couldn't remember if i had turned off the stove! I raced home and the whole house was full of smoke. The water had boiled away, my pot was ruined and the silicone nipple was sitting in the melted plastic! I know that it could have been even worse!!
2006-07-14 09:39:10 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
my stories aren't really funny, they are mainly either me getting weepy over some dumb reason (horomones!) or me being a complete airhead about something!
like one day my husband was outside working on one of the cars and i stepped out to ask him something. then, i offered to get him a drink b/c it was HOT! well, he asked for a coke and i went back inside.
later on that night he came into the house and kissed my cheek and said, "thanks for that coke honey, it really hit the spot!". i started laughing b/c i had walked back into the house and COMPLETELY forgot about getting him a drink.
poor thing!
i've done some other dippy stuff. like i got pulled over one morning b/c i ran a stop sign. i didn't even remember going through that intersection! i couldn't tell you if i ran it or not!!
pregnancy makes women about half dippy. there should be signs on machinery not to operate if pregnant!
2006-07-14 09:59:59 · answer #6 · answered by joey322 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
When my mom was pregnant with me (25 years ago) she cut a hole in a lounge chair for her belly so she could still lay out in the sun and get a tan.
2006-07-14 09:34:07 · answer #7 · answered by impossible 4 · 5⤊ 0⤋
I was in blockbuster one night and I started crying because i didn't know whether to rent a movie or a video game. LOL those crazy pregnancy hormones
2006-07-14 09:33:45 · answer #8 · answered by Boo8081 3 · 6⤊ 0⤋
Today someone at work asked if I've had any cravings. I told him no. He said, "that's too bad, I love hearing how people want to eat dirt and lysol!"
FREAK!
2006-07-14 09:37:12 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
I got stuck in the bathtub! I was soaking and leaned to far back then couldn't get up! I had to holler for my husband to come pick me up!
2006-07-14 09:34:23 · answer #10 · answered by scgleason74 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋