2006-07-14 08:07:46 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Education & Reference ➔ Trivia
Because he's drunk as a preacher come Monday (it refers to "cracking" open the corn liquor). Who cares about anything when you're that toasted?
2006-07-14 08:19:13 · answer #1 · answered by misslabeled 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The song simply states "I don't care" not that nobody cares about cracking corn. As to what cracking corn means, there has been much speculation -- from drinking to actually shucking corn.
Speculation of what it means:
http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a981030.html
http://www.randomhouse.com/wotd/index.pperl?date=20000313
2006-07-14 15:18:22 · answer #2 · answered by parrotjohn2001 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
because, like our scientists today, how they found a way to make fuel out of corn, he found a way to make crack ot of corn.
2006-07-14 15:16:06 · answer #3 · answered by b89 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is a catchy tune demonstrating alliteration. Just have fun with the song without analyzing it.
2006-07-14 15:59:31 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pinky asked Brain the same thing.
2006-07-14 15:11:02 · answer #5 · answered by Kari 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Attention starved brat.
2006-07-14 15:11:37 · answer #6 · answered by DQ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because HE wants to crack it, he can care less, it's what he wants to do.
2006-07-14 15:10:51 · answer #7 · answered by uglyvanity 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
'cuz de massah's gone away!
he gots to make de corn pone somehow!
2006-07-14 15:11:44 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He's bored and in need of exercise
2006-07-14 15:24:18 · answer #9 · answered by Elle 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
PROBABLY BECAUSE HE'S TIRED OF HAVING CORN IN HIS TERDS.
2006-07-14 15:10:50 · answer #10 · answered by MR. RETARDO III 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋