FUNNIEST ONE GETS 10 PTS.
2006-07-14 06:56:18 · 5 answers · asked by ? 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
Here lies V for Venereal,
A model for you and me,
Had too much unprotected sex
and died of STDs.
2006-07-14 06:59:57 · answer #1 · answered by truthyness 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
This is something that requires a great deal of thought. You can only do it once. It must convey who you were and what you did in life. A funny one only works for successful, widely-known comedians.
I think the best one for a father's stone would be "Beloved Husband, Father, Brother and Friend. He did all he could for his wife and children."
2006-07-14 14:03:06 · answer #2 · answered by christopher s 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Died doing what he loved: screaming across the alkalai flats in a jet propelled monkey navigated rocket car.
2006-07-14 14:07:22 · answer #3 · answered by J.J. 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here lies Joe alive no more
Spent his short life just looking to score
2006-07-14 14:02:35 · answer #4 · answered by tman 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In big letters:
See, I told you I was sick.
And in small letters at the bottom:
If you can read this, get the f**k off of my head.
2006-07-14 14:04:54 · answer #5 · answered by TheOnlyBeldin 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋