The top ten things not to say during sex?

Question

Anyone?

Answer 1

10-" Bogus, I think I gotta drop a load"
9- "Whoa, that feels good, the dog is licking my foot"
8-"Is that your crotch that smells or mine?"
7- "Ewwwwww, what is that white stuff"
6- "Sh*t, I lost the key to the cuffs!"
5-"Hey, these aren't my underwear"
4-"Wow, I've never seen a dingleberry up close before"
3- "Holy smokes! It's like throwing a cucumber down a hallway"
2-"Am I in yet?"
1-"My girlfriend says that she hates the fact that you and me still have sex"

Answer 2

Top 10 things not to say - during sex (if you are a man)

1. Can we turn off the lights?

2. Am I your first?

3. Have you had a wash

4. Your underwear looks like my mum's

5. I have to get back to work after this

6. Where is your hole?

7.Hold on to my feet I`m going in

8. Is that smell you

9. I`m coming (2 minutes after starting)

10. Have you ever heard of breasts implants?



Top 10 things not to say - during sex (if you are a woman)

1. Are you in yet?

2. Oh David ( when your partners name is Rob)

3. The ceiling needs painting

4. There's a spider on the ceiling"

5. Pass that magazine will you?

6. Hurry up my parents are coming any minute

7. Did you put the garbage out?

8. Is that all?

9. Have you ever considered Viagra?

10. Last but not least Wake me up when you're done

Answer 3

1. Who are you?
2. I want to puke!
3. By the way I am a virgin.
4. Is that it?
5. Are you in yet?
6. What stinks?
7. Take your socks off.
8. NO! switch the light off
9. My husbands in the closet
10. Smile for the camera!

Answer 4

10: "god you're better than my secretary!"
09: can you hurry up? the game is almost on...
08: "Get off, I'm trying to watch this commercial"
07: Your male/female boss's name
06: "Even the dog's faster than you!"
05: Can the Dr put a couple extra stitches down there after the baby is born?
04: Don't tell my husband/wife.
03: Are those real?
02: If you can't do it, i'll find someone else who can!

and the #1 thing to never say during sex..........

How much do I owe you?

Answer 5

1.) Oops wrong hole!
2.) Oh my, turn the lights back off...
3.) Hurry up, my parents will be home soon!!
4.) Not that, I can do that for myself...
5.) Oh sorry Mrs. Jones....what were you doing in your daughters bed anyway?
6.) Ok I'm finished....
7.) You and your sister have almost identical breasts...
8.) No, your mother's are much bigger...
9.) I knew I shouldn't have had the egg salad for lunch...
10.) What finger in your azz? Ahhh c'mon Dad get outta here!!

Answer 6

10. Call your partner by someone else's name. (of the same sex).

9. Call your partner by someone else's name (of the opposite sex) - Personally I think this should be #1....

8. Are you done yet?

7. You are better than the last sex I had.

6. The last sex I had was better than you.

5. You are better than your brother.

4. Your brother is better than you.

3. Are you in yet?

2. Nothing at all.

1. zzzzz.....................(this represents a snore).

Answer 7

1. Are you in yet
2. Have you started yet
3. I have had better
4. When will this be over
5. I need a magnifying glass to find it
6. I can't see the TV
7. Hurry up my show starts in 15 mins
8. Sorry, but I can't stop reading this book
9. You are done already
10. Did you just fart?

Answer 8

not necessarily in this order, but what a woman should never say to a dude

10. **sigh**
9. ur ex-boyfriends name
8. a woman's name
7. "did you take out the garbage?"
6. "i forgot my birth control"
5. "what's that smell?"
4. you have a zit on ur back
3. where are my batteries?
2. ur breath stinks

this is definitely number one though:
1: did you start yet?

Answer 9

This isn't the way your sister likes it.
Did you just have a tuna sandwich?
I've never seen one like that before.
Should I pay you now or later?
Do you take food stamps?
Pass me the remote.
Mind if I smoke?
Trust me.
Mind if I fart to cover up the smell?
Did you sue your plastic surgeon, those breasts look horrible.

Answer 10

The condom broke.
Ive had better.
Where is the remote?
Can you hand me that sandwich.
I need to mow the lawn tomorrow.
I have to take a dump.
Your best friend isnt circumcised.
Will you take a check?
I'm ovulating.
Who are you?