2006-07-14 03:42:41 · 12 answers · asked by ~lizzie~ 1 in Games & Recreation ➔ Other - Games & Recreation
Two blondes standing on opposites sides of a lake.One yells to the other"How do I get to the other side?"The other one yells back "You ARE on the other side"
2006-07-14 03:48:08 · answer #1 · answered by Cheese 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
On a hot day, on an interstate just outside of Las Vegas, a blonde was at a Coke vending machine putting in change, and taking the can from the dispenser slot, and she repeated this over and over........soon, a line began to form, and the blonde did not move from the machine, she kept on putting money in and taking the cokes, over and over.......finally, someone from the line, exasperated, walked up to the blonde, and said :
"Lady what in the world are you doing, and why don't you stop?" The Blonde replied: "OH......I can't stop NOW! I'm winning! I'm winning"........................ :-)
2006-07-14 10:51:23 · answer #2 · answered by fiddlefix 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why a blonde smiles in Monday??
She realised the joke from Friday :)
2006-07-14 10:46:39 · answer #3 · answered by sillyboy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What goes blond brunnett blond brunett blond brunet?
A blond doing cartwheels.
Why did they put the dimmer switch for cars back on the floor???
The blonds kept getting their feet tangled in the steering wheel.
2006-07-15 09:40:22 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
How do we know that blondes have more fun?
Because they are out on dates having a blast while the brunnetts are home writing blonde jokes...
2006-07-14 10:46:22 · answer #5 · answered by Sunshine 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q: Why did the blonde cross the road?
A: It was the logical next step after coming down from the trees.
2006-07-14 11:01:03 · answer #6 · answered by MartinPalermo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How can you tell a blonde has been on your computer?
There is white out all over your screen.
2006-07-14 10:52:28 · answer #7 · answered by cassieo13 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were. The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex. Her friend said, "Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?" > "HELLLOOOOOOO......," answered the blond. "They're watch dogs!"
2006-07-14 10:50:27 · answer #8 · answered by spanky14213 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why are blondes caskets always shaped like Y's?
Because everytime they lay down they think they have to spread their legs!
2006-07-14 10:45:45 · answer #9 · answered by ~*Katie*~ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What do you call a blonde standing on her head?
a brunette
2006-07-14 10:45:53 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋