You hear about the blonde who asked about the curtains for her computer?
She had Windows on her computer so DUH!!!!
2006-07-14 03:09:20 · 5 answers · asked by McRach 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Your avatar is to cute
here you go...
MAN JOKES
Q. What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in
pain
on
the ground?
A. Shoot him again.
Q. Why do little boys whine?
A. Because they're practicing to be men.
Q. How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. One - he just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve
around him.
OR...... Three - one to screw in the bulb, and two to listen to him
brag
about the screwing part.
Q. What do you call a handcuffed man?
A. Trustworthy.
Q. What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and
calling your name?
A. You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.
Q. Why does it take 100,000,000 sperm to fertilize one egg?
A. Because not one will stop and ask directions.
Q. Why do female black widow spiders kill their males after mating?
A. To stop the snoring before it starts.
Q: Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?
A: Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.
Q: What is the difference between men and women?
A: A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need. A man wants every
woman to satisfy his one need.
Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the mail folder: "Instruction Manuals
2006-07-14 03:13:58 · answer #1 · answered by Matthew 2 · 7⤊ 5⤋
Why was Cinderella No Good at Sports?
She had a pumpkin for a coach and she ran away from the ball
2006-07-14 03:14:56 · answer #2 · answered by Sarah J 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was assaulted!
Q: Why do cannibals hate clowns?
A: Because they taste funny!
That's TWO jokes! Do I get double points? Now there's a joke!
2006-07-14 03:13:18 · answer #3 · answered by risibility1956 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what do you call 2 skunks performing 69
odor eaters
2006-07-14 03:20:10 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hmmm here is one :
Teacher: Four beautiful girls are walking on the road. Change it to exclamatory sentence.
Student: WOW !
2006-07-14 03:18:21 · answer #5 · answered by RAINGIRL 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋