walking into a huge spiderweb....
2006-07-14 02:19:33 · 21 answers · asked by Kain 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Leaving for work at 4 AM to miss the morning traffic, be half-way down the walk to the car and water sprinklers on both sides of the walk go on and the wild one hubby was supposed to fix Saturday splashes you smack in the face and down the front of your work clothes! You lose your balance step on a sprinkler head, break it off and now you're standing under a fountain of cold water at 4:01 in the morning! LOL (no wonder you guys hate cold showers)
2006-07-14 02:37:28 · answer #1 · answered by Ding-Ding 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Walking IN the door of your home at 2AM and walking into a huge and occupied spiderweb
2006-07-14 02:25:15 · answer #2 · answered by ShortnSweet 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
walking in the door at 4 am drunker than a sunk and walking into a huge spiderweb
2006-07-14 03:55:34 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Waking up at 1AM to go to work. Your electricity is out and it is winter. You go to take a shower and it is freezing cold.You shampoo your hair and wash your body when all of a sudden your pipes freeze up before you can get all the soap off. You slip getting out of the shower and bang your head on the floor. You start walking out of your front door and stumble into a huge web of assorted poisonous spiders. You start running around in circles shaking off the spiders and slip on the cold hard icy sidewalk. You go to open your mailbox and their is a letter from the bank saying that they are going to reposses your house. You walk over to your brand new Corvette and find that it has been vandalized. The windows are shot out, foul language is spray painted all over it, bullet holes are all over it, your wheels have been slashed, and your new $20,000 rims stolen. You decide to walk to work. On the way you get mugged, run over by a car, and end up in the hospital. It is about 6AM now and the hospital decides to release you. You finally arrive to work for your boss to tell you that your late and that your fired.
2006-07-14 03:35:31 · answer #4 · answered by guitarman5743 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not realizing that a spider has just crawled down your shirt and then you get into your car start driving and feel a tickle and then discover the spider, almost cause an accident trying to free it from your shirt. By the time you get to work you spilled your coffee and have a loose spider in your car to top it off it's monday.
2006-07-14 02:35:21 · answer #5 · answered by arizonabrat 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Eww. I actually ran through a huge spider web that contained a huge green and white spider and it was WITH my mouth open when I was a kid...I was running through the woods with my sister to watch the train go by behind our house~I ran home and washed my mouth out with mouthwash about 6 times...it's funny now!
Also, I agree, put your other pic back up...it was sexy!
2006-07-15 22:15:20 · answer #6 · answered by Evil Wordmonger, LTD LOL 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A frog jumping on you after you walk out of your house at 4 am into a spider web that has spiders on it!
2006-07-14 02:32:59 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
some dozy fat fool that used to stay next door lit a bonfire in the technique a warm day and interior 5 minutes the sparks coming from it set my gazebo on fireplace and razed it to the floor. I were given lots extra about the ineffective git yet have not the time to form all of it down. i ought to write a e book about him! i think sorry should you stay close to him now.
2016-11-02 01:20:15 · answer #8 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
walking into a huge spider web, then getting bit. then falling down the porch steps in all your frantic, and needing 4 stitches in your head from the fall.
2006-07-14 02:28:41 · answer #9 · answered by Kjo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ugh, I hate when that happens. Only thing worse is having the spider still in that web when you walk into it. Creepy!!!
2006-07-14 02:23:39 · answer #10 · answered by kitten22_64 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋