2006-07-14 01:43:27 · 21 answers · asked by My Big Bear Ron 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
1) Don't sit so close to the TV , You'll go blind
2) We can't afford that right now
3) Maybe if you GOOD, you'l' get that
4) Don't make face's , it'll stay like that
5) WE LOVE YOU!!
2006-07-14 02:15:54 · answer #1 · answered by LongShot™ 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
1. You were planned
2. Mommy and Daddy were wrestling last night
3. Liver is good for you
4. If you make a face, it will get stuck that way.
5. Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny really exist. (The jury is still out for the tooth fairy.)
2006-07-14 01:55:53 · answer #2 · answered by Pauly 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. Babies come from the stork, eating 1000 peas and other assorted lies about procreation
2. Of course Santa is real
3. You can grow up to be anything you want to be
4. Going to college will open many doors for you
5. You should get married
2006-07-14 03:12:09 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
correct 5? a million. the position they were/the position they're going 2. Who they're with 3. something concerning sex/drugs/alcohol 4. Grades/checks 5. Peircings/Tattoos that is in case you and your babies dont have an open relationship- - i not in any respect lied to my mum and dad about any of those issues because i quite felt i ought to tell them about my existence without them rebuking me indirectly. they in simple terms listened and gave advice. they in basic terms interfered or grew to grow to be stern in the experience that they idea i became doing something extremely volatile.
2016-10-14 11:09:36 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. The stork brought you, 2. No, mommy and daddy are not angry - we just yell to communicate, 3. If you do that again, I'll kill you. 4. Eat your vegetables or I'll call the policeman to take you away, 5. Smoking won't hurt me, I've been doing it it since I was your age.
2006-07-14 01:49:50 · answer #5 · answered by canela 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1 when i was in school i always get the first position no second.2 folk tales. 3 if you lie your tongue will stick to your mouth. 4 if you don`t take your dinner you will see demons in the night. 5 I never miss -behaved when i was young.
2006-07-14 02:14:32 · answer #6 · answered by benard jesus chists apple. 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1.If you help me il buy you somthing.
2.Santa! (still kinda mad about that one)
3.If you drink to much soda your stomich with blow up.
4.Dont sit that close to the T.V. you'll go blind!
5. Dont go into the refrigerator, you'll get stuck cus the door doesnt open from the inside!
2006-07-14 07:44:32 · answer #7 · answered by Needinfoman7 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's Tim, your father.
A car, sure at 16.
Look, this our uncle Fred. (Your mother is an only child)
Even when my bedroom door is close, it's still open.
It's not good to lie. (But don't let the bill collectors call, then it's 'Tell him I'm not here, take a message.)
2006-07-14 01:50:09 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Santa claus, tooth fairy, easter bunny, cupid, endless lies to get children to do what they are told/eat their dinner, etc. I'm so ashamed! LOL!
2006-07-14 01:45:29 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. Santa
2. When the kid falls don't cry just girls cry
3. If you don't give your sisten candy your little thing down there will fall
4. If you don't go to sleep the clown under the bed will take you
5. LESBIANS DON'T EXIST :))))))))))))))
2006-07-14 01:52:27 · answer #10 · answered by sillyboy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Santa,
Easter Bunny,
Tooth fairy,
(Insert pets name here) ran away,
And anything to do with sex and where babies come from.
W*nking causes blindness.
(Could go on forever to be quite honest!)
2006-07-14 01:48:50 · answer #11 · answered by Chrissie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋