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I also waste a lot of time answering questions incorrectly. I find it funny. But it's not funny. It's ruining my life. My family. My job. Everything. Help me.

2006-07-14 01:23:59 · 20 answers · asked by misterpoopoomouth 2 in News & Events Current Events

20 answers

Here's a 10 Step Program:
Step 1: Put your hand on your mouse
Step 2: Attempt to bring your cursor to the 'Start' menu.
Step 3: Click your left mouse button
Step 4: Guide cursor down to 'Shut Down'.
Step 5: I know it seems hard, but click the left mouse button again.
Step 6: Confirm 'Shut Down', it'll be O.K.
Step 7: Reach for the monitor and click the "Off Botton"
Step 8: Release grib on mouse.
Step 9: Pull back from your computer
Step 10: If all else fails, just unplug your computer ;)

2006-07-14 01:31:34 · answer #1 · answered by beckam 3 · 0 0

How do we know that this question is not a serious one. I honestly dont think that you should stay connected to the internet if you want to save your family, job and other things. Make sure you stay off here for a while and you will get along with life alot better than you were before!

2006-07-14 01:28:07 · answer #2 · answered by Absta91 1 · 0 0

Do what a lot of Americans do - hire an attorney and sue Yahoo - for causing this addiction! It's Yahoo's fault for creating this forum and Answers got you hooked - along with other people - so now we're talking class action suit! Wow... imagine the headlines!

2006-07-14 01:32:25 · answer #3 · answered by Topez 6 · 0 0

If you post many questions quickly, won't you lose all your points with the right to post more questions?

Regarding the false responses, think about how you are not only wasting your own time but other people's time as well and try to be just a tiny bit considerate to others if you can't be to yourself.

2006-07-14 01:29:31 · answer #4 · answered by Ladida 4 · 0 0

that's funny , i just got an e-mail saying i was in violation for the answer i gave to ,what is a spinster?i said it was a prudish old woman that's never been married, i guess i teed someone off, oh well any way , it's no big deal , don't worry about how u ask or answer or what others think

2006-07-14 01:29:50 · answer #5 · answered by cc 3 · 0 0

Try taking it seriously. You'll soon realize that you were right to waste time by answering questions incorrectly.

2006-07-14 01:27:39 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

You have developed a codependent relationship with people who are addicted to answering retarded questions.

2006-07-14 01:49:13 · answer #7 · answered by Answer_dude 3 · 0 0

i understand what you propose. I basically relatively beginning asking questions in the present day in the Polls & Surverys section. This section is exciting, yet would be addictive. circulate to a distinctive section, you will substitute, some would be brutal. :)

2016-10-07 22:03:35 · answer #8 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

i had the same problem but i am cured now.
what you need to do is sick a carrot in both ears it does not stop the questions but my wife left me saying i had lost the plot so now i have more time on my hands now

2006-07-14 01:27:38 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Don`t click on the icon questions

2006-07-14 01:27:49 · answer #10 · answered by heartbreaker 1 · 0 0

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