Here are David Letterman's top 10 reasons..
David Letterman's Top 10 reasons why there are no black NASCAR drivers:
10) HAVE TO SIT UPRIGHT WHILE DRIVING.
9) PISTOL WON'T STAY UNDER FRONT SEAT.
8) ENGINES DROWN OUT THE RAP MUSIC.
7) PIT CREW CAN'T WORK ON CAR WHILE HOLDING UP PANTS AT THE SAME TIME
6) THEY KEEP TRYING TO CARJACK DALE, JR.
5) POLICE CARS ON TRACK INTERFERE WITH RACE.
4) NO PASSENGER SEAT FOR THE HO.
3) THERE ARE NO SPONSORS FOR CADILLAC.
2) CAN'T WEAR HELMET SIDEWAYS.
AND THE NUMBER 1 REASON WHY BLACKS CAN'T BE IN NASCAR:
1) WHEN THEY CRASH THEIR CAR THEY BAIL OUT AND RUN
2006-07-13 22:36:27 · 16 answers · asked by Smokes Angel 3 in Sports ➔ Auto Racing
THANK YOU SO MUCH!! I haven't laughed so hard in ages. Hey "person" get a life and lighten up.
2006-07-15 08:34:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 3⤋
What are you trying to say by posting those reasons? That is very insulting, and any black person who sees this question would never like NASCAR. And, with an answer like that, black people get to say all they want about the fans being rednecks and hicks...because if you really believe the statements you just posted, you are pretty much a hillbilly. Simple minded people who can't deal with differences are people who say statements like that...and never believe David Letterman's ideas even if your life depended on it. He's a funny guy but can get out of line. Black people will always find NASCAR to be a rasist, redneck trash sport if people actually believe the kind of stuff you just posted.
I am actually a NASCAR fan, myself. But when people say things like this, I can't get mad about the whole redneck, uneducated trash people stuff. It's true...especially when you say (and believe) things like this.
2006-07-14 08:07:59 · answer #2 · answered by ♥♥♥ 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Thats sooo wrong but yet sooo funny...
If a black person ever does get into racing, I give credit to the white man who cuts him off going 200 miles per hour...
2006-07-14 05:43:47 · answer #3 · answered by randyvous75 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because you cant have 24" spinners on the car.
Fuzzy dice are not allowed.
No room for dvd players and flat screens.
No malt liquor sponsors are available.
2006-07-14 12:07:03 · answer #4 · answered by Nascar24&48 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the same reason you dont see many white rappers. black ppl are too close minded to try NASCAR anyway, afraid of being labelled anything that doesnt relate to the hood.
2006-07-14 10:10:39 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You love to get a rise out of people don't you?
They were funny, come on people, if Chris Rock said this...you would have thought it was hilarious! It is not prejudice!
2006-07-14 08:28:21 · answer #6 · answered by Jaylyn 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
J Lo speaketh the truth!
2006-07-14 09:51:24 · answer #7 · answered by jasonerika_conley2000 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because i never go out of home, so i never knew black people in NASCAR.
2006-07-14 05:46:43 · answer #8 · answered by khun kosal 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's a joke people! Jeez, lighten up. But there is a little truth in there somewhere.
2006-07-14 19:53:50 · answer #9 · answered by Nc Jay 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i heard this one david should stay outta stuff its b/c they dont feel comfortable but they r welcome
have a great day
2006-07-14 14:54:21 · answer #10 · answered by buck_wonderz 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
or they juss dont know how to drive and that is soooo funny lmao
2006-07-14 18:04:50 · answer #11 · answered by no1 u need 2 kno 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋