they even ate my favorite pack of cigs
2006-07-13 21:11:47 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
call the Pope
2006-07-13 21:14:48 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 2⤋
Use this as an excuse to buy that big screen tv your wife would never let you get and then throw a party to celebrate that the kids are gone. And if the monkeys ever want child support you can just pay it in bananas lol. But if you do want the kids back just put on a loin cloth and act like Tarzan. Then when they aren't looking steal the kids back, but leave the tv. You do want that big screen don't you? ;)
2006-07-14 04:25:32 · answer #2 · answered by ancient_wolf_13 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is what you gotta do - set up a net with a rope-and-pulley system. In the middle of the net, place a large pile of bananas.
When the monkeys come back for the bananas, pull the net shut. Torture them until they give you information re the whereabouts of their ringleader.
Once you have killed the ringleader, you can command the monkey troops as your own.
They will worship you as their monkey god.
You will get your family and, more importantly, your TV back once they realise your rulership.
It's all good...
2006-07-14 04:23:29 · answer #3 · answered by Woohoo! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Enjoy the silence. Go outside, breath in a little fresh air and consider the stolen cigs as a sign to quit smoking. ;)
2006-07-14 04:17:03 · answer #4 · answered by ZEE 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't worry they'll probably bring the kids back - if you look out the door about now - they're on the way back home! The tv - they may sell for some more cigarettes! But don't worry about the kids - they will return them to you!
2006-07-14 04:17:10 · answer #5 · answered by twinklecomfort 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get some bananas ready in case they come back and then relax. They'll probably drop the kids off somewhere, or raise them as their own. You know, whatever.
2006-07-14 04:13:19 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get Steve Irwin to hunt them down... They maybe poisonous
2006-07-14 04:14:26 · answer #7 · answered by The Shadow Wolf 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Call Michael Jackson and tell him what his monkey has done.
2006-07-14 04:15:24 · answer #8 · answered by Mariposa 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
put down your remote controller and go get yourself a fresh pack
2006-07-14 04:17:06 · answer #9 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To combat monkeys, you must think like monkeys. Fling poo!
2006-07-14 04:16:05 · answer #10 · answered by scruffycat 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have a BIG party- and, INVITE ME!!! I love monkey-business.
2006-07-14 04:14:23 · answer #11 · answered by It's Ms. Fusion if you're Nasty! 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋