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today in a restaurant some old lady entered the men's restroom I saw her and thought that she is some old man! I thought that she was a man but said "Excuse me miss this is men's restroom". Now when I look back I was thinking completely opposite of what I'm saying!

2006-07-13 20:03:38 · 12 answers · asked by tseegi 1 in Entertainment & Music Comics & Animation

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HAHAHAHA..............I put laxative in my bf's best friends drink without him knowing and ended up having diarrhea the next day! True story.

Also I belched while riding my bf's **** the 2nd time we slept 2gether lmao! yea its true too.

2006-07-13 20:09:08 · answer #1 · answered by *Cupcake* 2 · 0 1

last Christmas i was at my brothers for my Christmas dinner. I was really weak with the flu. My sister-in-law handed me a small present which i managed to get the Christmas paper off, but i was left with a pink box with a flower on it covered in clear paper.I lifted it to my nose and sniffed it and replied "thank you it's lovely". When i got it home, i managed to open it only to discover that it was an ornament.I'd assumed it was perfume by the look of the box!

2006-07-14 03:16:33 · answer #2 · answered by I know nothing! 5 · 0 0

I've walked into the men's room by accident before.. It was so embarrassing because there was a guy using the urinal when I walked out of the stall!

I don’t know how those urinals got passed me when I walked in :P

2006-07-14 03:07:44 · answer #3 · answered by kiki Dee 5 · 0 0

I was waiting for the bus to stop and looked across at the driver. When I got off the bus instead of saying 'Thank you', I said 'Yes Please'. Very embarrassing especially as I was with my friends at the time and I had denied that he was very good looking. Whoops! So you can guess what I was thinking at the time.

2006-07-18 12:48:07 · answer #4 · answered by dcparis2004 2 · 0 0

When I was watching DVD movie, I was laughing so hard that my tears came out.

When I was in the class. Some student saw a big spider and then I told them don't be scare of it I will kill the spider and i did it with ruler.

2006-07-14 03:19:25 · answer #5 · answered by historyman_of_sa 4 · 0 0

I was in a school, and on the bottom floor (had to walk 2 floors to get to my room), and I was teasing (in a good way) to a girl, and she was like "ILL GET YOU" and I grabbed my stuff, and ran upstairs.. all of them,, and when I got to the room, I opend it and ran inside, and SCREAMED AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS, my roommate and her boyfriend were having sex and NO covers, OMG.. I dropped all my stuff, and ran outsite, but as soon as I got out of the door I colapsed on the floor, out of breath and energy.. I started to laugh,, and I laughed more when I heard

"WOULD SOMEBODY CLOSE THE FREAKING DOOR"

the girl that was after me, she closed the door for me, and laughed with me for about 15 min infront of the door, then I was able to move to the couch!!!!

true story!!

2006-07-18 19:54:57 · answer #6 · answered by Ice-girl 2 · 0 0

when me and my cousin were walking the dog to the creek, we tried to see some snakes in there. well anywayz we were walking and i was through the creek on the a rock and my cousin was on the other side with the dog leash in her hand and the dog walked over to my side. so my cousin says to catch the leash. she threw it and it went bam to my forehead. it left a big bump. i tried to kill her after i saw how i looked with the big bump. then she says, you are lucky you got a solid head.

2006-07-14 09:50:55 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

wen i was like 4 my brother was 10 and he tied a piece of string around my neck and and put me in a waggon and tied the wagon to his skate bord and went down a steep hill

2006-07-14 03:08:44 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

very common in france

2006-07-16 11:24:53 · answer #9 · answered by mike f 1 · 0 0

i used to like clowns, but now i don't ... sorta funny, if you read it backwards

2006-07-14 03:08:41 · answer #10 · answered by Nostrum 5 · 0 0

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