Why are we so stupid?

Question

1. Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
2.Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?
3. Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?
4.If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?
5.Can a stupid person be a smart-***?
6.Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
7. Why is it that to stop Windows, you have to click on "Start"?
8. Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
9. If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen?
10. If a 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
11. "Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted." (I know that's not a question xD)
12. What's another word for thesaurus?

GO AHEAD, Anwser my questions you know you wanna

Answer 1

1. Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

Cost effective vs Marketing

2.Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?

Because it measures seconds

3. Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?

Dorsalis Pedus

4.If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?

Primer

5.Can a stupid person be a smart-***?

absolutely

6.Can fat people go skinny-dipping?

Yes but who want's to see it

7. Why is it that to stop Windows, you have to click on "Start"?

It's the alpha and the omega of the soft ware

8. Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Because no one is perfect

8 1/2 If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

Corporate greed

9. If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen?

The cat would eat it on the way down

10. If a 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?

In case of a power failure

11. "Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted." (I know that's not a question xD)



12. What's another word for thesaurus?

Book

Answer 2

lol ok girlie, here i go:

1. because some companies are just too cheap and lazy to use real natural products like lemons so they use a substitute

2. i never called the second hand the third hand on the watch, so i dunno

3. because people dont often utilize the tops of their feet so calling it a special name isnt necessary

4. superglue underneath the teflon.... or magic

5. at times, yes but its rare thats why they are stupid

6. yes they can but its not called skinny dipping its called a bath

7. in order to get to the end you have to start from the begining

8. they call it practice because they are practicing their medical mojo on patients, they win some, they lose some, its all in the cards

Barbie answer: because the company wants more money, false advertising, barbie suks, BRATZ DOLLZ BABEEEEEE WOO HOO

9. The cat would land on its feet, then try to get the toast off its back and eat it

10. there are loks on the doors because the people who run the place get robbed alot and when cops come to investigate they lose up shop for a few minutes and lock the doors in the meantime. In some cases, if someone is suspected of trying to pass a counterfeit check then they are locked into the store until the aurthorities come. The reason could also be that the locks came with the doors. They might not use it but its there when they need it.

11. Experience is what you call it when you dont get paid for it.

12. Its not another word but a phrase: other dictionary (close in the thesaurus is unopened, lol)

Answer 3

1. Those are advertising claims. Taking them at face value leads to incorrect conclusions.

2. Because it counts the seconds. You know, hours, minutes, and seconds?

3. There is - the tops of your feet.

4. Interesting process behind that; what they do is heat up the metal a lot so that little cracks form in it. Then they pour on the teflon, which solidifies into a plastic-like substance. Because it seeps into the cracks in the metal, it's held on to it, like a tree is held into the ground because its roots dig into the dirt.

5. A stupid person is not smart, by definition.

6. Yes. That's a cute play on words, but it's not clever or intelligent.

7. Because microsoft labeled it the "start" button. And the proper term is not "stop", but "log out" or "shut down".

8. Because there's more than one definition of "practice". Look it up.

9. Stupid question.

10. Because that's the way all such buildings are made. It would actually cost more money to try to buy doors that do NOT have locks.

11. Stupid.

12. I believe that's the only one.

Answer 4

1.Very simply, its artificial so it tastes better in lemon juice, and there is lemon in dishwashing liquid so people think that their plates will smell good.
2. I didn't hear this, I honostly think your insane, or have no life, or should kill him/herself because obviously you have no vital role in society
3. Because not everyone is as obsessive as you are, you pathetic mortal
4. Gravity, and/or chemicals, its all chemicals
5. Yes, the stupidity of your brain is not equal to the intellegance of your behind, duhh
6. Yes, the tittle is skinny dipping, you do not have to be skinny, but it is preffered
7. Because its the start menu to start an operation of the computer, I mean come on, you're stupid and so is your butt
8. Uhh, thats just the title for it, thats like asking why is blue called blue, I mean Jeez, you have no role in society to come up with these questions
9. She's a dumb blonde, what else do I have to say
10. The cat dies, get over it
11. to lock you out, also ever heard of locking the doors just in case, like at 3 am, when the clerks are too lazy/tired to deal with customers and weirdo's like you, so they lock the door, to keep those people and u out
12. Its not, so uhhh, yeah, how smart are you
13. Synonym Dictionary

I did, and now I hope you burn.

Answer 5

1)cost control
2)because the hour & minute hand are the clock first pair of hands.
3)that will be foot
4)well Teflon is the pan itself
5)ever stupid person become a smart *** after been stupid
6)Oprah Winfrey does it
7)every sport starts & end at the same place
8)because they are do mathematic
9)you get butter toast cat
10)Just in case when the staff need to go to the loo when short of men power
11)so you can use it on the next job
12)if there is you have it if not i too doesn't have it sorry
I hope you will like all my answer except for the last one.

Answer 6

1.-12. Why would I answer a list of questions that are going to be new to someone everyday until the end of time?

Answer 7

All the above darling.