I was on a tube (metro) during rush hour and it stopped in a tunnel, I couldn’t hold it in so I decided to squeeze it out but alas, it was not to be. The fart ripped out with a vengeance and was heard by all but no-one acknowledged it. I mean really old chap! someone MUST of heard it?! Anyway, the fumes started wafting up, causing me temporary blindness, but still nobody within fainting distance budged, everyone pretended there wasn’t a pink elephant in the carriage.
What does this have to do with World Cup?????….. Well, once England as a nation starts to acknowledge the presence of farts, then maybe they’ll be able to detect the presence of a damn ball on a pitch!
2006-07-13 16:53:32 · 8 answers · asked by Magaret Thatcher 2 in Sports ➔ Football ➔ FIFA World Cup (TM)
lmao! oh my lord, that just made my day. oh god. hahahahhahahahahaha
2006-07-13 16:57:43 · answer #1 · answered by standstill 22 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey miss thatcher u really shouldnt judge a situation before u have all the facts i just wanted some advice on what my rights r & what i can do to make my baby a happy lil girl her father will only cause her pain & heartache so go back to my question & read what i wrote for u He is slime & if i would have known that sooner things would be different but i wouldnt give up my lil girl for anything its my job to provide & prtect her even if it means terminating his rights he is on drugs now & has a horrible addiction to alcohol oh ya & not to mention he doesnt c his other daughter b/c the mother accussed him of child molestation... Do u still think i should not take away his rights ya answer back no that u no some of the story if u need more to agree with y im gonna do what im gonna do email me & ill give my phone # but u better have a couple days to talk cuz the **** he has done & pulled could take days to explain but i gaurentee that after u read this u'll understand y i want his rights terminated. so next time think twice before u go runnin ur mouth when u dont even know the whole of anything BYe & have a great day pissing off everyone else...
2006-07-18 18:36:19 · answer #2 · answered by i wanna know 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its not that the English pretend not to here but in fact to them it does not matter!
they like to waft in others farts
it gives them meaning.
most English have items up there bums so as a result can not fart and deep down they miss the feeling of wafting in there own smell
kidding
2006-07-13 17:01:52 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is quite simple really. The British are taught manners. However, you will find that most people on the tube are not Brits, but tourists.
2006-07-13 17:00:37 · answer #4 · answered by Lizzardqueen 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what did you say oh toothless one?
no actually I think because if they did speak up it would be more or an enbarriousment the other way you and he know but not everyone there
2006-07-13 16:58:50 · answer #5 · answered by Paul G 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
because the english might be too busy with their own farts to notice others might have let out anything else?LOL
2006-07-13 18:06:01 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not everyone has ears as big as mine....Charles.. the Prince, not the chucky cheese guy
2006-07-13 16:56:54 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh dear...
2006-07-13 16:55:14 · answer #8 · answered by Susie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋