2006-07-13 16:40:55 · 36 answers · asked by Irishman 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Other - Family & Relationships
that probably depends on whether he's chucking it for himself or someone else, and is he paid by the hour or by the pound.
2006-07-13 16:43:30 · answer #1 · answered by dappersmom 6 · 7⤊ 1⤋
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck
if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
The answer to this age old question has perplexed people for eons.
Part of the reason the question is so difficult to answer is that the amount of wood that woodchucks would chuck on a given day varies greatly with the seasons and with the metabolisms of any individual woodchuck.
Modern internet technology has advanced to the point that we can reliably monitor the amount a woodchuck chucks in real time.
2006-07-13 16:45:42 · answer #2 · answered by 'Barn 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, Woodchucks can chuck around 35 cubic feet of dirt in the course of digging a burrow. So in reason if a woodchuck could chuck 35 cubic feet of dirt he could chuck an equivalence of 700 pounds of wood. In a more logical sense I believe that if the woodchuck chucked the amount of wood that she sells seashells on the seashore divided by how many pickles Peter Piper picks would give us the true answer.
2006-07-14 19:02:02 · answer #3 · answered by Wolfie 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A wood chuchuck could chuck about THIS MUCH wood , if a woodchuck could chuck wood. But a woodchuck can't chuck THAT MUCH wood, cuz a woodchuck can't chuck wood.
2006-07-13 16:45:20 · answer #4 · answered by dathinman8 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
2006-07-13 16:42:50 · answer #5 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A woodchuck could chuck much much wood if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
2006-07-13 16:44:06 · answer #6 · answered by roo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could if a woodchuck could chuck wood !!!
2006-07-13 16:43:55 · answer #7 · answered by J 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Family relations? Do you belong to a woodchuck family? It would not chuck any it would try to eat and then puke it up! So how much wood would a wood chuck puke if a wood chuck ate too much wood?
2006-07-13 16:47:09 · answer #8 · answered by Retarded Dave 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
2006-07-13 16:42:32 · answer #9 · answered by amo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if the damn wood chuck is lazy then he won't chuck very much wood but i've known some woodchuck that go atit pretty hard they are hard to find so if you find a good woodchuck keep him
2006-07-13 16:45:24 · answer #10 · answered by raul b 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he'd chuck as much as a wood chuck would if a woodchuck could chuck wood
2006-07-13 16:44:26 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋