Don't guys feel awkward about the whole public bathroom/urinal thing?

Question

Isn't it weird to be standing at a urinal peeing while some other guy is standing there beside you peeing too???

And what about the workplace?........Let's say you're standing at a urinal going #1, and your boss comes in, snd whips it out to pee?

Also (and last) do you EVER look?????

Ferdinand - I can't even pee behind a stall when someone else is in the bathroom!

Answer 1

I count five sentences that end with one or more ? so here we go...

1. I don't, not really
2. Not at all, it's not like you're in there to talk and stuff
3. Okay, the workplace, I'm with you
4. Maybe you laugh at his stupid joke he invariably makes: "Oh, so THIS is where the pricks all hang out..." (Lame.)
5. No, I avoid looking. There are usually little privacy walls in between urinals.

Thanks for that refreshing exposé on male group urination! :)

Answer 2

Talking to anyone while at a urinal can be a very bad idea ,unless you know them very well.Looking will get you hit or at the very least start a good fight.Watching a guy pee is in the same league as keying the side of a guys car,you just don't do it.

Answer 3

so im so glad you asked this its a thing often talked about when were drunk around the bonfire camping. theres a whole friggin ediquite to it. examples are if there are three urinals available you keep one between you. if there are three urinals and three guys middle guy looks strait at the wall left guy looks to the left top corner and right guy looks to the bottom right corner. every once in a while you will catch someone looking at you out of the corner of your eye, and its disturbing. if your boss walks in it usually isnt weird keep in mind most men think about one thing at a time, say your boss was to walk in and say " so i hear that you got that done in an outstanding manner" you would reply with no problem cuz your not thinking about peeing your on buisness

Answer 4

The problem I have with urinals is that I'm 5ft 4 and there tends to be splash back. I have to kind of stand back and let it arc up and then down to prevent it, but that kind of looks funny. I just use the toilet. I'm not into getting pee on myself.

I can use the kids urinal though!

Answer 5

Awkward? not really. we're all there doing the same thing. It's like everyone getting money out of the ATM at the same time. Do I look? Um...I'm a professional guy, I've had professional curiosity but mostly no. Peeing is not interesting enough to watch other people doing it.

Answer 6

Sadly I suffer from a condition called "micro penis" in which the size of my crank is less than 2 inches. Therefore I must always sit on the pot to pee. Oh if only I could stand and be proud.

Answer 7

There's walls between us, you can't see eachothers' dongs unless you really do some tip-toe peeking. It's not that bad, but it is creepy when there's 20 urinals and some creepy old dude comes over and picks the one right next to you. I also don't like the guys who put their hand on the wall, look up and just start grunting and gasping like they're having the best sex of their life.

Answer 8

Not awkward.
Do not care that much about looking or care if I do.
We make jokes like:
1. Do you know why beer goes through you so fast? Because it doesn't have to change colors!
2. The water sure is cold!!
Yea, deep, too!

Men do not care that much about modesty. We also do not want to hear about infections and other stuff related to our plumbing.

Answer 9

There is an etiquette which prohibits wandering eyes. The worse part is trying to ignore the guy next to you with a prostate problem who is obviously struggling.

If the boss comes in, you engage in no conversation unless he initiates it.

You never look, ever. Period. Good reason to get your *** kicked by homophobes.

Answer 10

I never look, and I have learned to pay attention to the task at hand, as it were. Not other peoples business. That is a woman's job, paying attention to other peoples business.