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sadly, being straight is a terminal condition.
you may find your brother might suffer from the following-although every case of heterosexuality is different.
he may marry or have sex with women-possibly even procreating in the process.
he may become republican.
he may work his life away to support a family.
he may become less interested in hobbies, sports, even friends due to the family condition.
he may gain or lose weight.
he may lose hair.
he may get more stressed, and take on more responsibility as well as financial obligations.
he may go through, what the top doctors call, and lawyer agree a condition called "a divorce", sometimes followed by, or caused by what is also called "mid-life crisis", which is a most humiliating time.
as this is a terminal condition, it's probably best to just be there for your brother, and wait for him to slowly die on the inside....and hope it isn't contagious.

2006-07-13 16:12:03 · answer #1 · answered by Krazie 3 · 2 0

Is he older or younger? I heard on the radio that the more sons a woman has, the more likely the younger one(s) are to be gay. Most gay men that I've known had at least 2-3 older brothers, so it makes sense to me. (some have been only sons/only children, too, so I guess no theory is 100%)

I'm not convinced that being gay is a choice though. I believe acting on one's homosexuality is against God's will. That's a whole 'nother can of worms, though!

2006-07-14 00:09:26 · answer #2 · answered by Gabby_Gabby_Purrsalot 7 · 0 0

ha..ha.. ha..ha... lol
That's the best comeback i have heard on here.

Are you this witty all the time? I think i'm gonna be in love with you.

**hugs**

For those of you who didn't get it:
high chances are ur born with the same conditions as her brother, just like mine is... and oh! oh! there is NO cure.

For Krazie:
i hope ur's is chosen as best answer so i can give u a thumbs up!
btw... i'm laughing so much it hurts.

2006-07-13 23:07:56 · answer #3 · answered by lseetz 2 · 0 0

He is natural, there is no need for a "cure" but I get your drift. i still think is a choice though.

Being straight is the way it was meant to be. It the te only way to ensure people will continue.

2006-07-14 13:48:52 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

LOL!

Let him spend an afternoon with Tammy Faye, the Glidden Paint poster child. As an aside, I hear the sow opposes Gay Marriage. It's no wonder god is pissed and cursed her with cancer. Naughty, naughty girl. hehehehe...

That'd be guaranteed to turn a Gay person straight or a straight person Gay. Take your pick.
She'll change anyone from whatever they are with one enormous bat of her eye ....uh...er, her eyelashes. Yeah. That's the word. (All of the interior decorators here please forgive me!)

She WAS one of "gods" miracle workers, afterall.

Best Wishes!

2006-07-14 00:28:11 · answer #5 · answered by Specious λ Neurotica 3 · 0 0

Being straight is not a condition. Neither is being gay.

What the f**k are you talking about.

The vast majority of males are heterosexual by nature. About 10% are bisexual or homosexual by nature. However, that doesn't mean that 10% of the male population is bi or gay.

2006-07-13 23:54:51 · answer #6 · answered by infernomanor 3 · 0 0

haha, that's funny. i suffer from the same condition. I just don't know how to overcome the side of me that loves guys. jk
i think it's not ur bro w/ a weird condition i think it's u for wanderin what's wrong w/ him.

good luck

2006-07-14 00:30:59 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

well since the right wing Conservatives believe that "ex-gay" camps can work for turning a gay person straight, maybe you can find him and ex-straight camp.


J/k but I do think it would be pretty funny if someone did try it.

2006-07-14 04:27:57 · answer #8 · answered by ak23boi 3 · 0 0

LMAO! This is funny, I often find myself wanting ask the same question, but am always reluctant. Kudos to you for being the braver of the two.

2006-07-14 01:54:09 · answer #9 · answered by Agent Double EL 5 · 0 0

I believe everyone is born with a sexual preference. Like someone can be born with a deformation, maybe something didn't grow fully. I believe something went wrong with the gene development of their sexual desire causing same sex preference and bisexuality.

2006-07-13 23:06:41 · answer #10 · answered by ajp 1 · 0 0

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