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2006-07-13 15:04:13 · 7 answers · asked by anthony_rapp_fan 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Movies
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Yo Momma is so Fat she fell on the sidewalk... I didnt wanna laugh... but the ground was crackin up!
Yo mama's so fat when she ordered a water bed they layed a blanket on the Pacific Ocean
Yo momma is so fat she has more rolls than the bakery
Your momma is so fat that when she stepped on the scale it said one at a time please
Yo mamma's so fat she fell in love and broke it
Yo Momma is like a doornob, everyone gets a turn
Yo Mamma is like a hockey playa, she doesnt changer her pads for 3 periods!
Yo Mama's so fat, she got baptized at Sea World
2006-07-13 15:30:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma's house is so old, when people ask where the bathroom is, she says "pick a corner."
Yo momma's so ugly, when she went to be in a strip show they paid her to keep her clothes ON.
2006-07-13 23:19:13 · answer #2 · answered by Qchan05 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo momma so fat she put on some BVD's and by the time she got them on they spelled Boulevard.
yo momma so ugly they put her picture on a box of exlax and sold it empty.
yo momma so old she sat behind Jesus in the 3rd grade.
2006-07-14 21:37:21 · answer #3 · answered by drew_tk421 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
um, i don't know.
it doesn't go on anymore!
but when it was on, " Let me ask you something, if we ain't got no head, we cant wear no hat if we ain't got no chest, then why u wearing a bra"or something like that, i know the whole yo momma joke, but i don't got time to be talking to you! i got to go fold me some socks
2006-07-13 22:17:21 · answer #4 · answered by yubi101 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mamma is so old, when I told her to act her age, she died.
Yo mama's so stupid, if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.
Yo mama's so fat, she jumped in the ocean and the whales started singing "We are family!"
Yo mama's so fat, when she wore a shirt with an AA on it, people thought it was American Airlines biggest jet.
2006-07-13 22:17:35 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
only one. not that great
"yo momma's so stupid, she had to put lipstick on her head to make up her mind!"
2006-07-13 22:08:57 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo momma is so fat AND ugly that when she went to japan all the people started running away screaming "AHHH GODZILLA!!!!!!!!"
2006-07-13 22:11:59 · answer #7 · answered by A Pirate's Life For ME ;) 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋