2006-07-13 14:54:38 · 33 answers · asked by The Chucksta 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Movies
I guess taken out of context it isn't funny but if you've seen Monty Python And The Holy Grail......
"It's just a flesh wound."
From The Ringer:
"When the **** did we get ice cream?"
2006-07-13 15:29:49 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 3⤋
Holy crap that's a tough one... so many choices, a few favorites of mine
Blues Brothers- Jake: you lied to me.
Elwood: no i just took the liberty of...bullsh*ttin ya.
Young Frankenstein- Fredrick(talking about the door knockers): What knockers!
Inga: Oh thank you doctor.
Blazing Saddles- Jim: My name is Jim, people call me...Jim.
Happy Gilmore- Bob Barker: ...*****.
Caddyshack- Danny: Where'd it go.
Ty: Right in the lumberyard Danny
Ty: Do you take drugs Danny?
Danny: Everyday.
Ty: Good.
Ty: Thank you very little.
Tin Cup: Roy: Sex and golf are the only two things you don't have to be good at to enjoy.
Indiana Jones- Indy: No Tickets!
Dogma- Silent Bob: No Tickets!
Big Lebowski- Walter: Do see what happens Larry when you (find a stranger in the Alps) f*ck a stranger in the ***. the parenthesis I think are funnier than the actual line thats the tv edit
Walter: The Chinaman is not the issue here Dude
Walter: Shut the f*ck up Donnie
theres many many more. Trying to pick the funneist is really subjective because what I find absolutely hilarious other people may not but those are the first ones that came to mind out of memory
2006-07-13 15:10:28 · answer #2 · answered by Jake S 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery:
As long as people are still having premarital sex with many anonymous partners while at the same time experimenting with mind-expanding drugs in a consequence free environment, I'll be sound as a pound!
Clint Eastwood: Dirty Harry
When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross.
2006-07-13 15:42:30 · answer #3 · answered by ♥ Callie Ann ♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
Billy:
Okay, a simple "wrong" would've done just fine.
2006-07-13 15:10:15 · answer #4 · answered by lovetolaugh 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"I ain't got 20 bucks"
From the movie Roadhouse. If you've ever seen the movie, you'd know exactly what I'm talking about.
Then there's the often over quoted:
"You talkin' to me?" Robert DeNiro in Taxi Driver
2006-07-13 20:31:57 · answer #5 · answered by kaschweigert 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
John Bender: Does Barry Manilow know you raid his closet?-The Breakfast Club
2006-07-13 16:06:50 · answer #6 · answered by soxy31 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jack Lemmon if "Some Like It Hot" . . . he's dressed like Daphne and tells the old man who is flirting with him, "You're barking up the wrong fish." Very risque for the 1950's.
2006-07-13 15:09:44 · answer #7 · answered by trb1967 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There are TONS of great funny quotes, but my personal favorite is from Blazing Saddles - "You use your tongue prettier than a twenty dollar whore""
2006-07-13 15:29:29 · answer #8 · answered by Pappa Poopy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Peter: My alohabet soup-it sent me a message! It says ooooo!
Brian: Those are cheerios.
2006-07-13 15:05:42 · answer #9 · answered by Zippy 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You ate the entire cheese wheel, and you pooped in the fridge? I'm not even mad, that's amazing. -Anchorman
You are my same height, that is neat. -Orange County
His head fell off! Yeah, he was pretty old. -Dumb and Dumber
2006-07-13 15:39:05 · answer #10 · answered by Allygirl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋