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What is the worst coment u can trow at me? give it a go

2006-07-13 14:22:49 · 15 answers · asked by Link 3 in Entertainment & Music Comics & Animation

15 answers

Okay, stop mooning me and I'll try!

2006-07-13 14:28:14 · answer #1 · answered by Terisu 7 · 1 2

Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

I got your girlfriend pregnant again.

I hope you get AIDS

If I had just one wish this holiday season, it would be that your skin would turn into bees.

Santa Clause hates you.

Whiskey makes you look attractive.

Paris Hilton thinks you are a slut.

Your Mom tried to get a back-alley abortion, but it didnt take.

The guy you call "Dad" actually has a vagina.

Your preacher laughs about you behind your back.

God was not suprised to see that you managed to even fail at masturbation.

Instead of 5 dollars, your Grandma sent you a turd for your birthday.

Your Mom has secretly been poisoning you for years.

Your girlfriend thinks your gay.

Your Dad wishes the male cheerleader was his son and openly tells you that he wishes and hopes that one day, a nurse will call him and tell him he picked up the wrong baby all those years ago.

Even that crusty old hobo on the corner, you know the one that pees without unzipping his pants, is glad that he is not you.

2006-07-13 22:03:27 · answer #2 · answered by Kurse 3 · 0 0

I'm not good at giving guys insults. I can insult girls A LOT better. But, you're avatar kinda sux. you need to get rid of the hat.

2006-07-13 22:26:03 · answer #3 · answered by japanese_dreamer 3 · 0 0

other than you are a limp-wristed fruit that can't spell for shi*?
and your avatar is gay?
makes me want to sting your momma for letting the best part of you run down her leg
now turn off your daddy's computer and go your wimpy as* to bed, you infectious perverted cumbubble

2006-07-13 21:32:27 · answer #4 · answered by Evil Scorpion 4 · 0 0

When u said it sucked that u reached your daily limit i thought u were refering to question limits and was glad, But when i realized u were talking about answers i was disappointed
ps: u asked for it

2006-07-13 22:45:06 · answer #5 · answered by asianangel7992 4 · 0 0

Omg, you're a ghost from the Nazi Germany era.

2006-07-13 21:58:51 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Can you repeat that again? My brain was between the sun and the moon.

2006-07-13 23:11:08 · answer #7 · answered by kuraudea 1 · 0 0

your penis is so microscopic that you need the hubble telescope from the observatory to see it and tweezers to, oh well forget the tweezers, you just let it do it business by itself 'cause there's nothing to hold to.

ha! ha! ha! ha! I had to laugh myself on that one.

2006-07-15 13:58:07 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I was struck speechless at the stupidity of what you just typed.

2006-07-13 21:32:52 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

hey, dude, remember that one time we had casual sex together sideways with a watermelon? well i forgot to tell you i had herpes... HAVE A GOOD DAY!

by the way, you really do have sh*t stuck between your teeth... and its crazy sexy.

2006-07-13 21:30:22 · answer #10 · answered by heaven_and_earth_in_7_days 1 · 0 0

Oh my god! I think there IS actually shi* stuck in between your teeth!

haha Works every time.

2006-07-13 21:26:37 · answer #11 · answered by ? 6 · 0 0

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