I'm sad and want attention. Write me a poem/chant/anything about how great I am and the best gets 10 pts.?

Question

it doesn't have to be long. it just has to pull me out of this cynical depression. it doesn't even have to rhyme.

Here's some facts about me you could use:
i have eyes. they are brown.
i like it when people hurt themselves
i like cheese, pie, cheesecake, llamas, armadillos, blowfish
if you could draw me a blowfish, that'd be good too.

i don't mean when they seriously injure themselves... only when they fall over and stuff. come on! its funny! and if it wasn't, we wouldn't have morning cartoons. Its funny when i do it too....

pillow kinda rhymes with armadillo....

Answer 1

There once was a blowfish named Hoot-tie
Who was desperate to get some of brown eyed bOb's boot-tie
With a gift cheesecake he rode in on a llama
But ran into a cheese brick wall made by bOb's mama
Leaving bOb with a blowfish pic, and arm and a dillo to satisfy her naughty pie.

Answer 2

There you frown with eyes of brown
While gazing out the window
With a painful hurt upon your smirk
As you watch a person fall and tumble
From you perch this world of dirt
Begins to change and rumble
An ocean blue with a ship for you
Appears from out the rubble
You catch the breeze and sail with ease
Down to your ship captained by a Blowfish and Armadillo
They hail the cook who's Llamas mate
Will cook you the biggest cheesecake ever

Answer 3

i like your brown eye(s), my anus is all floppy(you know that hurt), cheese is good and usually easier to pass than a llama or blowfish. i'm a lousy cook, but i could certainly try to make a pie out of an armadillo. something something pillow, but i am afraid i might fall down. sometimes i am a clown. that last part rhymed.
here is a blowfish http://www.openbsd.org/de/crypto.html

if you pick me i'll dance for you, i call it the wagner wiggle. i have recently improved the wiggle to be much better than the original, but sometimes i fall down when i do it.

Answer 4

oh bOb with brown eyes so sad
I'd draw her a blowfish if i had a pen and a pad

is there a girl as lovely, a girl as true
who loves cheesecake and llamas, and armadillos, too

unusual girl, she likes a little pain to be felt
i'd send her this slice of cheese, but it would probably melt

so come on bOb i wanna see a big smile
come one, pull up a chair, stay for a while!

and if this will make you happy i'll add this too
i just cut myself by accident with a big fat screw


**i know it's silly, but it's all i got :)

Answer 5

i'm quite stoic so i am going to't quite make and describe thoughts realistically if i do not carry out somewhat analyze. i'm also no longer an effective speaker so writing communique immediately with out it sounding awkward is likewise a challenge. except that, plot holes, a number of that are glaring on the first reread. I plan to conquer the first by technique of doing somewhat analyze, watch videos of how human beings react even as feeling a particular emotion. Then i exploit that for describing in my tale. the 2d, commonly after a lot wondering (and rewriting), i'd arise with some thing reasonable adequate. So i am going to pick to finish somewhat exertions on that. the 0.33 I triumph over by technique of rereading my plot and over and yet all over again till i am going to't locate yet another plot hollow. Then I rewrite it. BQ: i do not quite placed a lot emotion in it, better in many circumstances purely description. Like this: "He confirmed a contact of sadness." or "Anger flashed in her eyes.". So it is often purely straightforward description of thoughts. i do not quite describe them too properly intimately.

Answer 6

My name is Bob
My eyes are brown
I'm wearing a frown
I'm a sad little mess
But I really must confess
If you throw me a cheesecake
I'll come wide awake
And dance a little dance
Shake my little pants
Show you how great i am.
I really am amazing
And while my llama is out grazing
While my blowfish is out blowing
If you could get your blood to flowing
By stepping on a tack
I'll take on off with my bottle of Prozac.

Answer 7

Child of the Universe
Gift of God
How great you are
You are very breath that breathes life into the earth
I wish to take away the pain
if only for a moment
in time
see a smile upon your face
make those brown eyes sparkle
If you could only see greatness
within yourself
If you could only rejoice in the uplifting of your
kindred
spirit
Love the world sweet like strawberry cheesecake
float through spiritual waters like blowfish
and be enlightened

Answer 8

You are my sunshine,
My only sunshine.
You make me happy
when skies are gray.
You'll never know, dear
How much I love you
Please don't take my sunshine away.

Sorry, no cheese, blowfish or brown eyes. Just a happy little song

Answer 9

BoB is so great/she cleans her plate/of pie and cheese/says thank you and please/don't laugh at me/when I skin my knee/she's a hot mama/riding her llama... followed by her pet armadillo...

did you know nothing rhymes with armadillo?

10 points for me....

Answer 10

You sound imature,and rude.Gte a life or live your own.I hate stupid questions, and the only one who cares about you feelings and emotions is youself.Your either un attractive, conceited or eman,or hsy to not get atttencion. Hope you find someone who at least cares a little.
love,
dee