American’s have the worst Cars, Women and Beer. What would you say to that?

Question

Someone would say that American Cars are a sorry excuse for vehicles which trade on fact that Americans are tasteless; their women come loaded with issues and fat missing brains or character and a complementary chip on the shoulder, and their beer taste like piss. What do you think?

By the way, am American

Answer 1

Hehe well see, you gotta look at it this way. When we go on vacation to Europe, it's like we've died and gone to heaven. If Europeans travel here, it's like they just stepped off a 19 hour flight into hell. Now that we've experienced America, everything else will seem awesome to us.

Answer 2

I would say you sorry little nothing of a man. Obviously you've never had the opportunity to drive a real AC Cobra, remember the one that beat all the Ferraris, Jags etc at Sebring.

Women, guess you've never been to California either. You really need to pull the whining head out of your *** and get out a bit more.

As for the beer, well you score a good one here. I'm a REAL Heineken drinker. Not the crap imported here that sits on the docks for a month. I have mine flown in monthly from Holland.

I suppose you would rather live in France where those little shitty Citroens bump all around the streets running into the hairy women and sip on sour grapes all day.

But hey, the great thing about America is that you can take your sorry little brainless cranium and deposit your comments on some other part of the world.

You are the kind of selfless bastard I spent 11 years protecting in my beloved corps. Please do us all a favor and go live with the dessert rats in Iraq. Than I'd have an excuse to re-join and find you and treat you like the punk-*** piss ant misfit your mother didn't give enough love to.

Semper Fi

Answer 3

No doubt there are some American women who fit that description...but you can find those in any country. The cars, well, I prefer Japanese myself, but where are you from? What great cars are produced in your country? As for the beer? Well, it's all a matter of taste. Back to the women...the United States has some of the most highly educated women in the world (just Google it). On top of that, many, many of us are healthy, friendly and of sound mind and good character. Try not to be such a hater.

What about you? You sound like a person who is either angry or jealous. Or maybe both.

Answer 4

american cars are made over seas and toyotas are made here in the US.
I'm an american woman and I have worked hard on being the best woman I can be. I also shave my arm pits.
American beer don't taste like piss but Heineken does.
So if you think america has the worst cars, women and beer, you need to get out more often. I hope for your sack you are not an american, because you need help.

Answer 5

I think that your are clearly ignorant and uneducated. America is one of the richest countries in the world. We have exports of everything from almost every country. This includes, but not limited to : cars, foods, beers, wines, and people.
I don't know what country your from but this is the land of the free, and the land of opportunity! Maybe you have been to the rougher areas of America, and I'm sorry you weren't fortunate enough to see more of this country. Next time say something a little more intelligent.

Answer 6

And yet it’s still considered to be the greatest country on Earth.

As far as the cars go, you’re full of it. American muscle cars are some of the most desired autos in the world.

As for the women: No one is perfect, but at least American women are free to do as they please. No one forces them to wear symbols of oppression like Burkas…except for those who are brought here in slavery by Moslems.

As for the beer: Okay, you’ve got me there. American beer is like making love in a canoe. It’s F’ing close to water.

Answer 7

The beer isn't too bad, others may be too thick in different countries for our taste.
The women thing is subjective.
Cars? yes we are assholes when it comes to cars. We buy any junk they make and go into debt for it. Why I don't know. If anyone gets less than 20 mpg now they should rethink where they are going and why.

Answer 8

I think you have your opinion and other people have theirs, thanks for sharing.
On a funny note, I have never tasted piss so I can not compare the Beer as you have.

Your added note has embarrassed me.
The cars, the women and the beer were OK. To say you are an American and write as badly as you have..... SAD!

Answer 9

I think that's a narrow view, and you've obviously never sampled Rogue Brewing's Hazelnut Brown Nectar Ale. Fan-freaking-tastic!

If you ever get the chance I encourage you to get behind the wheel of a '69 Pontiac GTO, just don't drink a delicious Oregon microbrew and drive.

And to insult half the population of this country by implying that they are all fat, neurotic, uneducated, and unrefined only proves your own naivete.

Answer 10

American cars are cool. They look and sound the part! They may handle like sh*** slipping down a wall, but looks are important.

Never met an American burd

Doesn't Coors and Budwieser come from America....oh point taken!

Answer 11

Well, American Beer does taste like piss.
American cars are ok. I like Chevy trucks right up there with Toyota Tundras

American women. Well, I found most of them stuck up everytime I talk to one.