Whats are your sayings for farts eg........ SBD...Silent but deadly?

Answer 1

SBV - Silent but violent
Have you fluffed?
Trumpet attack!
Have you dropped a big one?
Stealth bomb (normally used in conjunction with the cats - the quiet "ptthhhhhh"... and the most awful smell about twenty seconds later...)
BTW, most of these are used by my husband.... I disown all knowledge of such things, as, of course, ladies don't fart.... ;-)

Answer 2

To be or not to be, that is the question! -- William Shakespeare You'd be mad to try and rob Gringotts. -- Rubeus Hagrid, Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone, JK Rowling Desperate times comes in desperate measures, soon we would have to choose between what is hard and what is easy. -- Albus Dumbledore, Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, JK Rowling No measure of time is long enough, so let's start with forever -- Edward Cullen, Breaking Dawn: Part 1, Stephenie Meyer With great power comes great responsibility -- Uncle Ben, Spider-Man

Answer 3

Ah, yes...the SBD's...then there's cutting cheese, wet ones, butt chirps...ah, and the garlic finger ones...no words can describe! hah...my bro's grade six class was told to ask if they could go out in the hall when they had to "PG" (pass gas)! Say, have you ever read the book "the gas we pass"? ...seems right down your alley. Check it out for a laugh.

Answer 4

Floating an air biscuit or when your in bed with a bird oh daring its only a love puff.

Answer 5

Buck snort

Answer 6

lol silent but deadly and the one cheek sneak.

Answer 7

Wow! Did you hear that Buck Snort?
No?
Well I can sure smell it's breath!!!

Answer 8

My favorites are: Cut the cheese; whoever smelt it dealt it; and toot toot.

Answer 9

I wont say anything, Just go away as soon as possible!!!

Answer 10

let one out the departure lounge i love that one