I can't wait.
2006-07-13 12:08:41 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Business & Finance ➔ Small Business
On July 20th 2569...only the name will be changed to Mars Mart.
2006-07-14 13:48:05 · answer #1 · answered by Optimistic 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
When the globalization of China as a means of incorporating the Wal-Mart lifestyle into every communist like converted household finally sees fit to enact a corporate curfew and the last expense account a top executive could ever want issues forth the suggestion for a Mars with one major highway and no small business competition to enslave with low prices and low ideals. Whatever that means...
2006-07-17 14:56:35 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
In a few years. Come to our Wal-Mart to see the "associates" Mars has sent to check out how things are to be done.
2006-07-15 17:38:36 · answer #3 · answered by Just Me 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Um, where have YOU been? The flagship Wal-Mart Mars opened on June 15 of this year.
2006-07-13 12:12:48 · answer #4 · answered by Gestalt 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
There's probably already a cement foundation in place, and they'll finish construction and hiring tomorrow (in plenty of time for the first colonists to arrive in about 20 years)
2006-07-16 11:56:07 · answer #5 · answered by athena1213 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
As soon as we colonize the planet, a Wal-mart and McDonalds will open there.
2006-07-13 12:11:43 · answer #6 · answered by TheAnomaly 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Octember 35th
2006-07-13 13:51:49 · answer #7 · answered by Tommy 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I'm heading there now, so I don't miss out on the sales. The prices fall harder on Mars I believe...
2006-07-17 09:16:49 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
About one week after the first house is built. Be advised, though, that they will probably be featuring products made on Saturn and Pluto, where the wages paid to aliens are much lower.
2006-07-14 05:32:29 · answer #9 · answered by ps2754 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Just as soon as mothers stop beating their kids in the produce isle and people stop wearing their house shoes to do their shopping.
2006-07-13 12:16:12 · answer #10 · answered by BR 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋