Once my husband came from work really late and he was all drunk, I always let him hung out with his friends but that night he didn't called to let me know. I was very pissed because that night I had plans and cooked a fancy dinner so when he felt asleep (all drunk) I put makeup on him, eyelashes, eyebrows, lipstick, everything. Next morning when both woke up I was like "HEY!! Where were you last night!! look at you!! r u gay or something??" and I didn't laugh I was making my "scared" face. He freaked out when he looked at the mirror. Later that day I told him the truth, but I had him all morning wondering....ha ha ha it was funny!!
2006-07-13 12:09:16
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answered by agia 2
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Someone bought furniture from me that was stored in a garage that was not mine. I trusted them to take what they had contracted for. When I discovered other items were missing I went to the persons house to ask, What the F**k. The door was open but the screen was locked. After to trying to raise this person for about 10 minutes, I gave up. Later that night, I jogged over there and poured a large bottle of Draino into their gas tank. I never found out what the results of that were. I regret that I did it though.
2006-07-13 12:07:05
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answered by diaryofamadblackman 4
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My best Friend and boss at the time had an affair with my partner and caused the breakup of our relationship.One evening when passing his house I urinated through his letterbox.The next morning being sober I felt incredibly stupid and guilty,that was until he told me that his downstairs toilet had flooded and had destroyed some very important mail he had been waiting for.Well it served him right he should have gone home where he belonged and not in my house with my son and thankfully by then My EX partner.
2006-07-13 12:41:20
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answered by manthintall1 2
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Wired a guy`s car so when he turned the key he got 120volts right in the a s s
.. Also pissed in my bosses cup after he put coffee in it and walked out of the room.. I used some of my man juice and put it in some cookie dough and baked some cookies for an office party!!! Set this guy`s house on fire!! I could go on and on!! I always get revenge no matter what!!!
2006-07-13 12:05:39
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answered by bren_jim 5
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After my old landlord ripped me off buy taking one months rent money in advance then kicking me out a fortnight later cus his girlfriend moved in and wanted the room for her study,
I let myself in with my spare key then hid fresh prawns all over the house, down the sofa in the curtain lining,back of TV unit etc it must have smelt awful after a day or two
2006-07-13 12:26:20
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answered by Grizley Bear 3
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The worst thing i have ever done to someone is put their toothbrush down the toilet and cleaned all the side with it.
I then went on to tell him about 2 weeks later,
It was all the better for letting him know and it still makes me laugh and smile every time i think about it.
2006-07-13 12:12:58
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answered by jojitsui 4
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LOL, burnt up some his clothes and flushed his toupee down the tiolet,lol!!!! He saved some of them, oh and had another guy smack him around a bit. I felt bad for his skinny a s s and had the guy not beat the cr a p out of him. He didn't hit me again or threaten me either .Of course I was only 19 at the time, so, I would take a different approach now. :-)
2006-07-13 12:05:38
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answered by Anonymous
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Pulled an Uma Thurman and grew to change into - authentic - i anticipate "The Groom" - yet she replaced into everyday as "The Bride" and killed bill. yet quite - i do not always get revenge - i imagine of the worst i have were given ever finished replaced into punch someone - 2 circumstances. lengthy tale.
2016-12-01 05:57:21
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answered by Anonymous
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1. put cling film over the toilet seat so when he goes it fly's all over.
2. snap the key of his motorbike in the ignition.
3. super glue his bike seat.
4.cut the laces in his shoes in half.
5. when he goes to sleep shave all his body hair and glue it to his face.
2006-07-13 12:10:47
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answered by Anonymous
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My ex was a very vain man.When I learned he'd been cheating, I replaced his conditioner with a nair/conditioner mix. It basically worked, he was loosing hair for awhile, and he stressed hard on it.
The down side was that it had to be mixed so thin, that it didn't work as fast I wanted it to.
2006-07-13 12:06:53
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answered by dannyl410 2
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