2006-07-13 11:32:43 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
It's D'oh! not duh!
2006-07-13 11:40:42 · update #1
I have so many. Here are a few:
All right, brain. You don't like me and I don't like you, but let's just do this and I can get back to killing you with beer. --Homer Simpson
Bart, a woman is like beer. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one! --Homer Simpson
Dear Homer, IOU one emergency donut. Signed Homer. Bastard! He's always one step ahead. --Homer Simpson
Do you want to change your name to Homer, Jr.? The kids can call you Hoju! --Homer Simpson
2006-07-13 11:44:10 · update #2
when bart is eating breakfest and asks "do I have to butter my bacon, My heart hurts!" and Homer says"Dooo It!"
2006-07-13 11:41:48 · answer #1 · answered by Joe B 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Here are some....I can't pick just one!
Hey, I asked for ketchup! I'm eatin' salad here!
I don't have to be careful. I got a gun.
... and I'm not impressed easily... Wow! A blue car!!
D'oh! The bee bit my bottom. Now my bottom's big.
â«You put the beer in the coconut and throw the can away.â«
Don't worry head. The computer will do all the thinking from now on
All my life I've been an obese man trapped inside a fat man's body.
Without TV, it is hard to know when one day ends and another begins.
Aw, Dad, you've done a lot of great things, but you're a very old man, and old people are useless.
Hope you liked these!
~*Toodles*~
2006-07-13 18:46:02 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
when homer throws a jumper into the well where bart is trapped. and then bart complains its too big. Homer says : "dont worry son; u'll grow into it" hahahaha
2006-07-13 18:36:46 · answer #3 · answered by The guru 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Homer gets kissed by a gay guy and then Marge kisses him later that night. Homer says to himself after Marge kisses him "that was the best kiss I've had today.....or was it?!"
2006-07-13 18:42:26 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If somethings hard,it's not worth doing.
2006-07-13 19:39:14 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"If something is too hard, give it up. The moral my boy is to never try anything."
2006-07-13 18:48:42 · answer #6 · answered by Elle 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems."
2006-07-13 18:47:30 · answer #7 · answered by missinglincoln 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
D'oh!
2006-07-14 10:30:11 · answer #8 · answered by ĴΩŋ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
MMMMMM enchiladas
2006-07-13 19:31:01 · answer #9 · answered by M2J 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it wasn't my fault the liquors drunk-end me
2006-07-13 18:47:50 · answer #10 · answered by LongShot™ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋