2006-07-13 11:31:58 · 31 answers · asked by Giggly Giraffe 7 in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Other - Cultures & Groups
Best answer will be combination of witt and who's got the most interesting questions for me to answer!!!
2006-07-13 11:36:39 · update #1
keel-haul the scurvey dog, then lock him in the hold for a fort'night.
2006-07-13 11:49:18 · answer #1 · answered by Big hands Big feet 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Wave a bottle of Captain Morgan in front of him and he'll follow you anywhere. Oh wait, it was a drunken pirate that I did that to. Do they count?
2006-07-13 11:40:01 · answer #2 · answered by just me 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What do you do with a drunken sailor, what do you do with a drunken sailor, what do you do with a drunken sailor early in the morning??? Love that ditty....la lala la lala lalalala.....
2006-07-13 11:35:06 · answer #3 · answered by sweet ivy lyn 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
distract him so someone else can knock him out. then take him below deck and cut out one his eyeballs. Before he wakes up, put an eye patch on him. Also cut off one off his legs and put on a peg leg then cut off one of his hands and put on a hook. Then when he wakes up that would suck for him but he would be a really cool pirate. then go blow up a cruse boat.
2006-07-13 11:37:40 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Shave his belly with a rusty razor
Shave his belly with a rusty razor
Shave his belly with a rusty razor early in the morning
2006-07-13 11:34:13 · answer #5 · answered by automaticmax 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Shave his belly with a rusty razor, then put him in the lumber box 'til he's sober.
2006-07-13 11:33:32 · answer #6 · answered by LazlaHollyfeld 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Shave his belly with a rusty razor!
2006-07-13 11:34:00 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't know...what should we do with a drunken sailor?
2006-07-13 11:34:19 · answer #8 · answered by stick man 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
get 2 points from him
2006-07-13 11:33:11 · answer #9 · answered by Kris chaitu 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
is it jack sparrow? because if it is, you should get him to teach you how he puts on that crazy black eyeliner, and then get into his stash of rum and drink & dance until you both pass out on the beach!
2006-07-13 11:59:33 · answer #10 · answered by Jenn 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋