2006-07-13 11:08:55 · 30 answers · asked by mr_mcfuzz 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
Hmmm.... someone in a bar handed me their boob the other day.
2006-07-13 11:11:01 · answer #1 · answered by bittersweet 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well, it's funniest and most embrassing (and that's how I met my current girlfriend which has been to my favor)
I was in an amusment park and there was this AWESOME new simulator (The little room-like thing you go into watching a movie and it keeps moving like the movie does). And the guy operating it, DID NOT know how to operate it. It only took 2 people so it was me and just some other girl (my current gf). The guy didn't tie the belts properly and they were very complicated. The simulator started spinning and twirling and stuff and I and the girl ended up crouched into a corner of the simulator moving all over the thing and ending up (After I heroically saved her... [By pressing the "Emergency Stop" button]) lying flat on each other mouth to mouth (Yes, I did put my lips on her's...)
It's the funniest. And the most embrassing. And the most amazing.
2006-07-13 18:16:21 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is funny and embarrassing at the same time. We were coming home from somewhere and I needed to pick up some milk so we stopped at a corner store. I ran in, got the milk, hurried back out, got in the van, put the bag with the milk on the floor and that was when I realized.........I was in the wrong vehicle. While I was in the store another van exactly like ours had pulled in and me not thinking(our van was parked further down, this one was right in front of the door)just hopped in. It was when I sat back and noticed the other passengers in the vehicle were not my husband and kids. It was someone else's. To this day my face still gets red when I remember this.
2006-07-13 18:15:50 · answer #3 · answered by whtecloud 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's not that funny to write, but I work in a restaurant and a few years ago we had some live koura, which are like baby fresh water crayfish. I work with this big Samoan dude, real tough and macho, and I picked one up to show him and he screamed like a little girl. I couldn't stop laughing at the noise he made and because I got a reaction, I chased him with it into a corner and put it on his shoulder. Ah, geez. He just kept doing this high pitched scream over and over. It still makes me laugh cos I can remember how much my stomach hurt from laughing at the time and I had tears streaming down my face. Noone ever quite looked at him the same again.
2006-07-13 19:45:39 · answer #4 · answered by sticky 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When I was 7 months pregnant I fell in a pool fully clothed. I was freaking out and splashing everywhere, mascara running down my face. Then I realized I could just stand up because I was in the shallow end. After I got out I laid on the grass and my friends said I looked like a beached whale. Everyone was on the ground laughing their butts off...I think it's funny now, but I was pissed then!
Hmm..Guess you had to be there! :)
2006-07-13 18:38:28 · answer #5 · answered by Sunshine 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I tend to have what people call "blond moments"
I'm not sure this one is my funniest, but it is the most recent.
My bro was coming out to NYC from Oregon to see the Yankee/Atlanta game; I was going to meet him (I'm in D.C.)
So, I go a bus ticket, worked the day before going up, then went out and ended up not sleeping. I got home at 4 am and showered, dressed, went to the metro, bus stop, took the 5 hour bus ride up to NY.
when I got there, I got on the subway, went to Yankee stadium; but no one was there. It was completely empty?!
I called my bro, "Bro, where are you?" He tells me "Home." Why, where are you? "I'm in NY, the game???"
He says to me, "Val, the game is next week."
....
I know, not the brightest!
2006-07-13 18:15:56 · answer #6 · answered by val schmal 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I got really wasted at a friends house once..I passed out in the lower bunk of my friends bed..like a hour later ...I was sick..I swore I was in the bathroom over the toilet puking..turns out I was about a foot away from the bed..puking all over her floor...it is funny now..and then I was too drunk to care hahaha
2006-07-13 18:17:03 · answer #7 · answered by hahaha 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i once locked my brother out of the room on a cruise ship when he had to take a poop and he ended up doing dookie in his britches - that was funny (for me anyway)
then there was the one time that I got pulled over and the officer asked for my ID and I gave him my AAA card - I was drunk and got a DUI but to read the police report/summons when it came in the mail was classic......"I asked for Shaun's driver license and registration and he stared blankly at me then proceeded to hand me his AAA card. I informed Shaun that he handed me his AAA card in which he then handed me his license. I asked Shaun to step from the vehicle at which time he stumbled from the car and fell face first into the gravel. At this point Shaun stated 'I did it, I did'." That was funny in retrospect. (No jail time amazingly - released on own recognizance)
2006-07-13 18:15:24 · answer #8 · answered by Shaun V 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I went to my daughters school for a PTA meeting and I said concerning a serious issue '' That's ridiculous'' my daughter being 7 years old in turn said '' yeah that's dick less '' I laughed till I cried others thought i was very rude. I didn't care ...We left laughing.....
2006-07-13 18:19:38 · answer #9 · answered by codysunfinishedlife 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Being arrested for indecent exposure at a department store in Philadelphia.
2006-07-13 18:33:49 · answer #10 · answered by woner_rscp249 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My husband getting clowned on the taping of the show "Def Comedy Jam" by Mike Epps.....lol just thinking about it.
2006-07-13 18:12:26 · answer #11 · answered by mamacita 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋