2006-07-13 10:11:41 · 25 answers · asked by candie21_js 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Holidays ➔ Christmas
he plants little elf seeds in the flower bed and waters them....2 mins later elfs pop out and theres ur answer
Lol. Ryan must be on drugs, i think i should get the 10 points and u know it too coz my answers more realistic and his ones just plain dasaks..
2006-07-13 13:32:52 · answer #1 · answered by LoRd HuS 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Well let me tell you; Elves as we call them, come from near and far away lands across the world to help each and every year to put smiles on childrens faces. Children who believe in Saint Nichols or Santa as we know him. These elves work very hard to make sure that each and every child get a gift on christmas. Yet it may not be what they wanted, but it is a gift that they receive. Some may get a gift of good health,while others get a bike. Some may get a meal to eat or clothing on there backs. Someday maybe, just maybe, you can also be an elf and help to put a smile on that one childs face.
2006-07-13 21:43:25 · answer #2 · answered by dellae5769 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
FIRST OF ALL - you've broken my heart. I'm very hurt and I don't know if I'll ever recover from this emotional torture you've put me through.
SECOND - I can't believe you don't know the answer to this question. Santa didn't create the elves; he simply hired them. At first it was just Santa, his daughter Ashley (who was named after me), and Mrs. Claus who did all the work. But not now....
Scientists know nothing. Stars aren't giant masses of gas and whatever crap they teach you in school. Stars are the windows of the elves that live up there. They light fires at night to keep warm and we can see the radiance of the beautiful fires shining through their windows all the way down here on Earth.
Santa stopped one day at a Galactic Gas Station to refill on mint-flavoured Reindeer Gasoline. When he went inside the shop to pay he noticed that it wasn't owned by common aliens, but elves. and these elves spoke English. So he bought some strawberry-flavoured water and mini chocolate-filled croissants and had a long jolly conversation with the pleasant little shop owners. He offered them good pay to come down to Earth every Christmas to help him work.
After all, you only see elves at Christmas time...
2006-07-13 21:30:38 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
His son runs the "EBF" (Elf Breeding Facility) where they breed elves to be the correct size and demeanor. All elves are guaranteed to be quick and efficient at making toys, singing songs, and decorating. They are also trained to be obedient to fat guys in red suits and will accommodate any "need" that said fat guys may think of.
2006-07-14 10:08:51 · answer #4 · answered by Icy U 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They are illegal aliens from Mexico.
Who else would work in the North Pole for a couple nights a week then freeze their butts off up there the rest of the year?
2006-07-13 19:30:38 · answer #5 · answered by Jenny A 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Santa needed help so he made his own "wish list", addressed to himself, of course.
2006-07-13 18:44:26 · answer #6 · answered by tranquil 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They probably come from some place near Oompa Loompa land, ask Willy Wonka ;)
2006-07-14 18:50:14 · answer #7 · answered by ♥ Luveniar♫ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There's a French company called Elf-Aquitaine, I expect they come from there.
2006-07-13 17:14:53 · answer #8 · answered by Dramafreak 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What do you think Mr. and Mrs. Claus do the rest of the year? It is cold up there and they need someway to keep warm. :)
2006-07-13 17:15:55 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
He uses myspace.com to get little boys to come to his house
2006-07-13 19:48:50 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋