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A baby monkey asks his mother, "Why are we ugly?" And the mother replies, "You should be happy we look this way. You should see the ************ reading this message!"

Do you like my joke?

2006-07-13 10:03:15 · 33 answers · asked by Gothic Princess 2 in Society & Culture Other - Society & Culture

i see most of you guys didnt like my joke...sorry. i got the joke from a friend of mines. i just thought that it was funny..and by the way, im 19. not a 10 year old immature brat.

2006-07-13 10:15:06 · update #1

33 answers

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

That was a good one!

2006-07-13 10:06:25 · answer #1 · answered by LindaLou 7 · 0 0

It doesn't really make sense. I mean first of all monkeys can't talk. And were they in a zoo, or were they in the wild? Cause if they were in the wild they wouldn't know what they looked like. If they were in a zoo they might have a mirror. And the baby monkey seems a little young to recognize his own reflection. And you don't say what species of monkeys they are, not all species are intelligent enough to recognize themselves in a mirror. None are intelligent enough to speak English as I stated earlier. The rest of the joke doesn't make sense either, as the monkeys don't know what the people reading this message look like, unless they are psychic monkeys, but they are even more rare than monkey's that speak English.

2006-07-13 10:14:38 · answer #2 · answered by Sappho 4 · 0 1

Insulting someone directly isn't funny. it is a slightly amusing twist, which may have been amusing to you, but nobody (even a monkey) would say anything about someone reading this message. Acknowledging that it is a written joke destroys the situation, and the narrative falls apart, which is discomforting rather than witty or humorous.

2006-07-13 10:08:10 · answer #3 · answered by LEMME ANSWER THAT! 6 · 0 0

I'm not ugly, but I mean what can you expect from monkeys...and why would a momma monkey talk like that in front of her babies... not nice!

2006-07-13 10:07:40 · answer #4 · answered by Lorena 3 · 0 0

From a scale from 1-10??


I don't get it.

2006-07-13 10:06:46 · answer #5 · answered by The King 6 · 0 0

sort of,insulting to the people that took the time to read it.but i found it pretty cute in a juvenile way

2006-07-13 10:09:06 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Nope. Lame.

2006-07-13 10:06:21 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I suppose if you were wanting to play it on someone. Then the joke's on them. Then I'd laugh at them. I suppose I could laugh at myself, eh?

2006-07-13 10:06:50 · answer #8 · answered by LevineGurl85 2 · 0 0

HAhahahahahahahahahah lololololololololol


NO

2006-07-13 10:07:30 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

the last sentence should read you should see what is
reading this message. it gets the point across without
being offensive.

2006-07-13 10:07:52 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

It was more insulting than funny. It also would've been better without the "motherFer" part.

2006-07-13 10:07:35 · answer #11 · answered by songbird 6 · 0 0

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