More importantly, I would like to share with you the Truth about the afterlife. I only tell you this because I care what will happen to you when you die. Have you ever told a lie, stolen anything, used God’s name in vain? These are just a few of God’s Moral Laws. When you die, God will judge you on the basis of His Moral Law. If you stand guilty before God of breaking His Laws, He will send you to Hell. If God is Just and Holy, He must punish lawbreakers. The good news is that God provided a way for you to be forgiven and go to Heaven. Jesus Christ died on a cross and rose again to pay the debt for your sins and take your punishment. What you must do is Repent, which means to say you are sorry to God and turn away from your sins. Then put your complete Trust in Jesus Christ. Only then will you be accepted into Heaven, not because you’re a good person, but because you’re a bad person who’s been forgiven. Please give this some thought. Your Eternal Destination depends on it.
2006-07-13 08:59:29 · 9 answers · asked by fishinforsouls 2 in Science & Mathematics ➔ Physics
Really? Holy sh*t no one ever told me that!
What can I do to save myself? I tried to say I was sorry to god, and sent Him a lovely box of chocolates, but the dude never got back to me. Am I eternally damned or is he just too busy to give a crap about me?
Don't spin your bs on people who know better than that the bible says anything about themodynamics. I've read it. You're stretching your imagination to latch onto ANYTHING that might be construed as confirming your beliefs and ignoring what doesn't.
I realize your religion more or less requires you to be something of a "prophet" to those not of your religion, but find a more appropriate place than a science forum.
2006-07-13 09:46:57 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I have god chained up in my basement and after I got done beating him with a rubber hose I asked him why you would be saying all of this nonsense to intelligent people and he told me that on spring break of 2004 you got a rare disease from having sex with a donkey and he told you that if you preach his word to the world that it would go away. We both had a pretty good laugh about that one and now everyone else will too. Jesus probably DID live 2000 years ago, but he WASN'T really the son of god. All you people who still believe what a man said two thousand years ago make me laugh, but at least you can waste your life and die with a good feeling in your empty heads while the rest of us accomplish something with our lives that could better the future population of the human race. Thank you for stopping by the science forum, have a nice day.
2006-07-13 21:42:40 · answer #2 · answered by Thomas P 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Me and God are cool with each other.
He told me to share marijuana with my friends who have been smoking a while.
When he talked to me, he didn't mention any of my sins, which now that I think about it, was very courteous of him.
He's a nice, laid back guy. The truth is he just wants you to act out of love and nothing else.
If you act purely out of love, you'll never kill, steal or "sin". That's all he asks.
Your little "preachy session" was nice to read, but was not out of love for us, but for your own soul. You should investigate your reasons for coming here and putting this in when you know it will simply solicit anger and hatred by the many people who do not want to hear it.
Not to mention you were deceptive in your post, You lied. You do the very thing you are not supposed to.
Stop going to church or start reading the bible.
--Signed Catman-The athiest who believes in God.
2006-07-14 04:07:35 · answer #3 · answered by cat_Rett_98 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This person posted this exact same thing (but with different subject) in several places. I can't help but wonder what his motivation is. He doesn't care about me or my soul; how could he. All I can figure is thinks he's impressing God.
2006-07-13 16:14:17 · answer #4 · answered by jeffcogs 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Move out of your parents basement and get a girlfriend.God owes me a apology for drowning people in floods and killing kids in plagues.Tell him to lighten up or I'll straighten him out.
2006-07-14 20:17:08 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wish that you would cite sources (i.e. Biblical references) for your assertion so that it can be properly discussed. Otherwise, the remainder of your question is simply a non sequitor.
2006-07-13 16:06:30 · answer #6 · answered by Ѕємι~Мαđ ŠçїєŋŧιѕТ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why don't you give your lecture somewhere more appropriate? This is a science forum.
2006-07-13 16:17:51 · answer #7 · answered by James H 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God doesn't exist! How old are you when you still believe in fairy tales?!
2006-07-13 16:05:45 · answer #8 · answered by boyan_boba 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What's your question? Oh, that's right. You just like to preach...
2006-07-13 16:04:01 · answer #9 · answered by Who, me? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋