I got a friend to make a fake ID with my name on it and his picture so that he could go take a blood test for me so that I could beat a paternity test.
This was after one of those "waking up in a place you've never been before" kind of things. I'm not even sure that the kid is mine, but his mother's name is tattoed on my arm and I don't remember how it got there.
2006-07-13 08:41:18 · 23 answers · asked by Professor Chaos386 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
That Sir is not dumb, it is immoral!! You nasty little creep Liberal. You probably have all kinds of tiny babies everywhere, or did you just have the women abort them all?
2006-07-13 12:24:11 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 3⤋
Foresaking your own kid. Great. That's horrible!!!! If it's your kid, you should wise-up and take responsibility for it! Don't dodge the duties and be a dead beat dad! You WILL regret it in the future, and by then, I hope neither the mother or child want anything to do with you!! You're a sleazy asshole of a person! And your friend is just as sleazy for helping you avoid your duties as a father!
It's because of liars like you that "cheat the system" that society is such a bad place sometimes! So many single mothers struggling to raise kids on their own and do the right thing while the guy that contributed to 50% of that kid is free to wander around and be as free as he wishes. What do you plan to do if she just dumps the kid on your doorstep? Huh? I've heard of stuff like that happening. And if she really thinks the kid is yours and is pissed at you enough, she can have social workers come right to your door and make you re-take the test right in your own home.
Be a decent human being. Please? Go back to the testing place and apologize. If it's really yours, you need to take responsibility. It's not fair to the mother OR the child. And the child AT LEAST needs to have a trackable medical history from both his parents.
2006-07-13 08:44:46 · answer #2 · answered by chica_zarca 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you bad boy!
I once rolled a tire down a hill when I was about 10 with my brother and it ended up crashing through a house and injuring an elderly woman. We ran and no one ever found out. We only knew it happened because it was in the small town paper the next day.
SHHHHHHHHHHHH....
2006-07-13 08:44:56 · answer #3 · answered by the_cpt_extm 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ouch, but don't you sort of wonder if the child really is yours? And now not only can the mother ask for a retest if you and your friend are caught you could get fraud charges thrown at you as well.
2006-07-13 08:52:40 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice.
I can't come close to that, you're outta my league. I'm officialy giving you the crown.
You are the new KING.
you deserve it. that was sweet.
Im not even gonna waist my time telling you the worst thing i've done. Im like a nancy-pants uber dork in comparison.
2006-07-13 08:48:58 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
One time I found a quarter in the street and didn't pay income tax on it, but then I realized I was dreaming. I promptly paid taxes on the dream quarter just to be safe.
2006-07-13 08:49:47 · answer #6 · answered by lenny 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I guess a pal ought to sing a love song to each and every stranger that surpassed by, inspite of if it should be gay to finish that. they quite did it. I gave them money afterwards although, so they did not techniques too a lot xDD
2016-10-14 10:38:45 · answer #7 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nope, can't top that one. You are such a loser and a waste of skin. Do the world a favor and never, ever marry and reproduce.
2006-07-13 08:46:59 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
From all I have ever seen you post, I'd say that kid is better off without you in his life.
2006-07-13 09:12:10 · answer #9 · answered by meathead76 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Um I had sex with my sisters husband,we were both high,she was in the next room putting my neice to bed.
2006-07-13 08:45:13 · answer #10 · answered by Cherokee 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow you are a coward, and you will be going to hell. Why wouldn't you accept responsibility and be a MAN. IT'S YOUR CHILD, HAVE FUN IN HELL. I would beat your *** if I saw you.
2006-07-13 08:45:52 · answer #11 · answered by jonjroberts 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋