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I told him last night that I would give an all over back massage, and he says "whats wrong with my back?" thats what I have to work with. HELP..

2006-07-13 08:21:46 · 12 answers · asked by foodlawyer 1 in Family & Relationships Marriage & Divorce

12 answers

go online and find some pornographic web sites. Make sure the things in them are acts you would be willing to do. Then, give him a list of them. Tell him to go to these sites and decide what he wants to do. Then do it with him. The freedom to let him explore this opportunity might be enough to envigorate him. Plus, you both may find a new activity you enjoy.
Good luck

2006-07-13 08:26:57 · answer #1 · answered by rahkokwee 5 · 1 0

Buy a book or two on sex techniques. Read them. Try things out with him. Don't make a production out of it, just work it into what you already do.

As for "whats wrong with my back?", the answer is "Nothing's wrong with it dear, I just wanted to do some things for you that that you'll enjoy. Some guys pay big bucks to get a massage from a willing girl, you know!" with a sly look. Assuming he shows any interest at that point, you can either just make it really sensual, or turn it into a massage parlor fantasy scene.

2006-07-13 15:59:20 · answer #2 · answered by Roger D 4 · 0 0

I think you should knock him off his feet and have some ropes ready to do some quick hog tying. This clutz hasn't a clue, so dress up like Helga of the SS and have a ball with a man trussed up like a fowl. You go girl! IO think that one of you should have a good time in the bedroom..and it certainly should be you!

2006-07-13 15:25:53 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Where something "different" and still go with the back massage. If that isn't working, come out and ask him what he would like!!!

2006-07-13 15:26:14 · answer #4 · answered by mustanglady 6 · 0 0

Well, my wife knows what to do. She just knows naturally. But she's very territorial; heck I went and asked her how she knows and she said ...... Oh heck, she said I couldn't say. She's *so* possessive..

Like, what's hers is hers and no-one else is even allowed to hear about it. I Think she's too jealous, but then I'm the same and sex is great. Well, it's certainly emotional, heck every thing with that woman is emotional. And I'm married 10 years.

2006-07-13 15:42:18 · answer #5 · answered by welcome_to_how_things_will_be 3 · 0 0

I Say next time he is in the shower climb in and go down with a piece of ice in your mouth make sure to keep a lot of suction.He will go crazy! My husband did.

2006-07-13 15:27:47 · answer #6 · answered by 4X4 Woman 3 · 0 0

Get 5 girlfriends and make him the happiest man today.

2006-07-13 15:24:11 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I've heard brazilians do wonders for love life.

2006-07-13 15:25:51 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Watch a porn, and imitate the best scene that you think would drive him crazy.

2006-07-13 15:24:20 · answer #9 · answered by johnsonjrod 3 · 0 0

give him a strip dance and a lap dance that should work.

2006-07-13 18:12:45 · answer #10 · answered by olive_olive_72 4 · 0 0

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