Baby-butt wipes are just a euphemism for "@ss-wipes" (you big Butt-wipe). : )
I mean, think aboot it. They call them "toilet wipes", but their intended function is to wipe the crack of your @ss.
THE SYSTEM HAS FAILED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL.
2006-07-13 07:23:37 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Games & Recreation ➔ Hobbies & Crafts
Do babies have @ss'es???
I think NOT.
Therefore, we need to make it more appropriate for the consumer, the baby and the mommy who reads.
We can get "Moist Wipes" and use them for most everything. In casino's they're everywhere to get that black stain from dirty money (coins) off your hands. In restaurants, they're available to use after you've gnawed on ribs and got your paws all dirty. Military men use it all the time in the desert to wash their faces ... Hmm ... imagine a big burly man with guns and explosives picking up a bottle that says, "@ss Wipes" ... sure the younger ones would giggle ... the the old guys would scoff at using "@ss Wipes" for their face.
2006-07-13 12:29:49 · answer #1 · answered by Giggly Giraffe 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
they are called "wet -naps" or "moistnaps"...either one the shortened version of a wet dream............think the system got that right for the busy folk!!
( ;o>)
YOU YOUNG TEENS BEWARE!!
( see descripts and disclaimers....ROTFLMAO!!)
Wet Naps Moist Towelette. Wipe sticky hands as soon as they become soiled.
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2006-07-13 07:55:58 · answer #2 · answered by lawumun 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Names somewhat are in basic terms good for soup. human beings attempt to label each and every of the time for my trend selections of what i'm or look. My reasoning is that the term warm canine is the fact their served warm and with the condiments of your determination!
2016-12-10 06:11:15 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have been thinking of making a product like that and calling it that but my marketing team said it did some research and found not alot of people would buy them
2006-07-13 07:28:53 · answer #4 · answered by SANDY 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I had a roommate in college who thought the word 'moist' was dirty in a sexual way. Yeah, we made good use of that fact whenever we could. *laugh*
2006-07-13 09:32:40 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's easier to sell to folks if its a clean title. The other wouldn't sell very well.
2006-07-13 07:26:52 · answer #6 · answered by Mommymonster 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If that is the case then asteroids should come from your butt and hemorrhoids should come from space.
2006-07-13 08:46:08 · answer #7 · answered by The Good Humor Man 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the same reason you didn't spell it out correctly.
2006-07-13 07:41:14 · answer #8 · answered by emjay 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if that's is what you want to call it go for it,people would still buy it..................
2006-07-13 07:36:34 · answer #9 · answered by rebrab728 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋