whats you dirty little secret?

Question

i hate babys, but i will have to stick to it,my best friend (girl) is my neighbor, and shes having a baby soon, shes 16, her room is in construction, it will be at the left of mine, so sinse is in construction the workers go there every day at 5 am and wake me up with the noices, and when the room is ready, and she has the baby, i will have to wake up with her when the baby start criyng at 3 am, cuz i will also hear the baby cry. i told her that i will help her when ever she need it if she want me to, and that i will love the baby as if i were his uncle, and that i would babysist. if she need it, but she dosnt know that i dont mean it, she dosnt know that im against her room, thats my dirty little secret,

whats your?

hey by the way, im not the father, im just a best friend

Answer 1

my dirty little secret is i had a baby with out my parent even knowing

Answer 2

hahahaha, well i guess who can blame you for your lack of sleep, and the lack of sleep you're about to get. no on WANTS to deal with a screaming baby but we do, b/c we have to. that's the friend you should be to this girl.......you don't have to try to do everything for her, but if she asks it would be a nice thing to do, friend to friend that is.
anyway, i can't tell you my dirty little secret....that's why it's a secret. hehe

Answer 3

I'm batman.