I once heard that the way to get your wife to:
(1) lose weight,
(2) put out
(3) and give oral
was to divorse her.
It worked with my ex does anyone else know this to be true?
2006-07-13 07:20:15 · 7 answers · asked by ihavetobeme 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
I'm married I'm physically fit, I put out, and give oral .
so I would have to say NO,
2006-07-13 07:30:17 · answer #1 · answered by Lilly K 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It probably is true, but
(1) she's losing weight because of stress and grief over the end of the marriage (and has the added advantage of getting her back to "dating weight")
(2) She'll put out, but not to you. Only the next guy she's with.
(3) see #2
2006-07-13 07:27:04 · answer #2 · answered by voxwoman 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You must mean that (divorce) was the way (to get said wife) to give those three things to someone else. Cause buddy with an attitude like that, someone else will reap the benefits.
It won't be you.
2006-07-13 07:49:08 · answer #3 · answered by Notanothernickname 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Id beleive it, my wifes best friend was fat, didnt put out and never ever gave her old man head. Now that shes single shes dropped like 40 pounds, puts out and sucks to every and anything with a peter.
2006-07-13 07:34:01 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ahhh, that kind of adage is a joke. If you really want these things, you're supposed to give something she wants too.
Like losing weight, give oral, and probably clean and stuff.
2006-07-13 07:34:50 · answer #5 · answered by justwebbrowsing 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No it's not true. If you divorce her that makes in final and she wouldn't want anything more to do with you.
2006-07-13 07:29:54 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did you forget, cooking, cleaning, and laundry???
If those are your life's goals, please dont ever marry!
2006-07-13 07:26:19 · answer #7 · answered by iyamacog 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋