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i am 50 two girls aged 25 and 28 want me to go camping this week-end do you think i will be safe

2006-07-13 06:23:59 · 58 answers · asked by leslie c 4 in Family & Relationships Friends

we went this evening and got a 8 man tent

2006-07-13 12:37:07 · update #1

58 answers

Guys…guys… more respect please! I WILL ANSWER to this gentleman his question.....his is 50, and he needs "help", he choose internet and he request it with a very fascinated and detailed question...
Let's see:
Sir ? hi! You are 50...the 2 girls 25 and 28 so both of then are 53, which is almost your age plus 3 years more...now:
You will take those girls in your SUV 4 x 4 (4 x 4 = 16), so add to 16 the age for both girls, witch is 53 the result is 69, a number that I don't think you are familiar with...but if you deduct from 69 your age (50) (69 - 50) = 19 nineteen, which are the two first digits for the year that you born right (1956, if you really are 50 now) right? As result / conclusion and to answer to your question: Put all those numbers together and you will have 1800-695-5016 witch is the phone number for a great psychologist. And my answer is, YES...YOU WILL BE SAFE WITH A PROFESIONAL HELP. Good luck with the "2" girls... and to the green little people running in your house. bye!! have a nice trip! do not forget to let us know how was your "trip" with the "2 girls" and bring gifts for all yahoo people that were trying to figure out what is wrong with you...P.S. you will safe......(P.S. we will more safe if they keep this cartoon / person locked)

2006-07-13 07:37:24 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 3

Your question is vague.but I believe you will be safe from lions, tigers, and bears (oh My!!!) Bring the supplies you take for granted like tooth brush, toilet paper, 5 gallons of water, snacks, Know how to change a flat tire. Cook stove portable (just in case the surrounding wood is wet or unavailable). It depends on how primitive you want to go. I think your daughters know how to camp. Let them do all the work. Instead of worrying about you,. isn't it your job to worry about them? I'm sorry, the generation of when men were men are dying out. No guns or you will probably shoot a daughter.Tell you what, they should leave your *** at home and go with me; much safer that way. Have fun.

2006-07-13 07:08:36 · answer #2 · answered by firestarter 6 · 0 0

As long as neither gets you alone, you're safe. Even if they're both on top, each is gonna think about what the other's thinking, and you should have a good time. But if you get alone with one of them, watch out for that old black magic, dude.

2006-07-13 06:28:35 · answer #3 · answered by ? 5 · 0 0

it will be fun though!!! that 8 man tent will be filled with 5 young,sexy tight *** men ....steaming up on those two girls, and most importantly it going to be VERY SAFE for you as you dont look like any one of those men so you'll be sure to be safe!

2006-07-14 00:21:37 · answer #4 · answered by Nasty Gurl From Around The World 2 · 0 0

If you're married your wife might have a problem, but if not then have some fun! They're both over the age of 18 so there is no harm anywhere

2006-07-13 06:27:06 · answer #5 · answered by Brian 3 · 0 0

Yes you will be safe. Have fun and take some protecting with you just in case things get hot and heavy. Donot want any kids from this weekend or do you?

2006-07-13 06:27:16 · answer #6 · answered by brown eyes 3 · 0 0

Why dont you think you will be safe for gods sake ?am nearly 53 and would love to go camping i know i would feel safe ,so enjoy your self and dont worry .

2006-07-13 08:40:46 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

These are not girls---they are women. If two women that are half your age want to go into the woods with you, then I suspect that they have mental problems or they are extremely ugly to look at or that they are up to no good. I suggest that you refrain from doing so.

2006-07-13 06:29:49 · answer #8 · answered by Preacher 6 · 0 0

Well, you are Old enough! you know when its safe or not! It seems though you have doubts with this woman. Better get another man/ a friend as your company, just to feel you better.

2006-07-13 06:26:38 · answer #9 · answered by Kadhis 1 · 0 0

I am sure you will be fine .. :-) ..

Just dont forget to bait the bear traps, sew up any holes in the mosquito nets, dig and fill the anti-snake trenches and dont leave any food uncovered, keep your feet dry and take a second pair of pants .. :-) ..

I am sure I read that somewhere ... erm ...

2006-07-13 09:43:49 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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