I'm reading You Might Be A Redneck If...and it sounds like a fun life. I've never been to Redneck controlled territory. What's it like?
2006-07-13 06:21:59 · 18 answers · asked by stacey 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
Well now..thet thar be a reel good question. I rekon it is a fun life down heah in redneck country. Jest listenin to Jeff Foxworthy makes me laff at myseff and mah family. Am aiming to win Redneck Yard of the Week on Blue Collar TV...what a hoot! That would be like winnin the Oscar or somethin. Ya ought to visit us in Redneck Terrytory and see fer yerseff. Oh by the way...Zackly where does Redneck Terrytory exist? Cuz I wus up in Canada and they figger they redneck too!! Har har har har
2006-07-13 06:30:12 · answer #1 · answered by Shar 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It is the Greatest thing to be a Redneck. You don't have to kiss a s s and be politically correct. You just act like you want and if someone doesn't approve. It is their problem. Impressing someone doesn't happen in Redneck Country. We could care less if you approve of our house or car. You didn't pay for it and we don't owe on it either. A Redneck is a good ole boy that won't hurt you unless he has to !
2006-07-13 13:36:45 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I grew up in Arkansas so I'm kinda the authority on this subject. It's actually not a bad life as long as you don't mind being awake for days at a time becuase of the methanphetomine, hit with broom sticks by your mother (even though you're 30, you still live at home) and knawing your food with your molars becuase your front teeth have fallen out (Again, meth!).
The good points are:
no responsibilities: even though you really should have some responsibilities, you neglect them.
The best of friends: **** dogs are loyal and ol' Blue would never cheat on you.
Born into a life of lust: Plenty of sisters around for your partaking in the game called "I'm faster than you are, and you can't run away from me when I'm drunk!"
2006-07-13 13:29:08 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am from the midwest and that is like an extension of rednecks..... Its fun you find joy in the little things and life is more care free than others
2006-07-13 13:25:11 · answer #4 · answered by Trickey 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's Great!I be a redneck and proud of it!If you move to Texas you can learn more on the redneck culture...yer,it is a culture,or at least it should be!
2006-07-13 13:29:18 · answer #5 · answered by Allison ♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it's pretty cool. Lots of open space usually, parties out in random fields. You can go shoot guns while off roading in your trucks. though there's different degrees of redneck. you'll get those in Texas then another breed up in Montana. seems like less to worry about. I'd move out to the country someday if it wasn't for my girlfriend.
2006-07-13 13:30:12 · answer #6 · answered by Jonas_83 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm with Katie H. I'm a hillbilly & a redneck.
2006-07-13 13:27:48 · answer #7 · answered by lunatic_no9 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am a certified red-neck and it's mostly about being your self and being able to speak your mind and live a simple life.
2006-07-13 13:25:13 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Must be awesome to have a full family reunion with 4 people. "Thats my grandaddy-daddy-uncle... 'n' that's my momma-sister... n' that there's my exwife. Now she's m' daughter-in-law."
Really saves on food costs.
2006-07-13 13:35:38 · answer #9 · answered by Anticlea 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
drink beer all day,
no teeth to worry about,
pieces fall off truck every day making it lighter and less to wash,
live in a house with wheels,
know all your relatives, intimately,
don't pay no taxes,
who wouldn't want to live that lifestyle?
2006-07-13 13:27:27 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋