2006-07-13 06:20:36 · 10 answers · asked by Ogytor 2 in Arts & Humanities ➔ Philosophy
I saw the Draculasaurus Rex.. In the woods at a public camp...Where wife and I were having sex... The day was sultry and damp...I told her, "Dear, a monster's here...So I guess I'd better run!"....She said, "Dear, You stay right here!.. You'd better not spoil our fun!"...Despite that sucky dinosaur.. We continued having sex:..... I love and fear my wife much more... Than a Draculasaurus Rex!
2006-07-13 06:54:33 · answer #1 · answered by John (Thurb) McVey 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Draculasauras Rex after downing Red Bull
2006-07-13 13:58:05 · answer #2 · answered by }pixie{ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a zombie draculasaurus rex
2006-07-13 13:26:08 · answer #3 · answered by Ollie Tabooger 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1:A Fungus that grows on your skin using you as its host constantly growing and spreading over your body while sucking the life out of you .
every time you attempt to remove the fungus its spores get everywere leaving you with even more of an infestation than you previosly had . if that doesnt scare you i dont know what will .
2:Needing To fart while having diaria [SP?]
2006-07-13 13:30:29 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A huge bloodsucking dinosaur? Well, I don't have enough blood to interest him. The other dinosaurs might be worried though.
2006-07-13 13:26:33 · answer #5 · answered by Raymond C 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You with your head sticking up out of my toilet bowl
2006-07-13 13:22:54 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
kim jong ll
2006-07-13 13:26:07 · answer #7 · answered by hector 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tax time.
2006-07-14 01:55:42 · answer #8 · answered by belle 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a lickalatapuss!
2006-07-13 14:18:45 · answer #9 · answered by happy_jean 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ummm...your avatar?
2006-07-13 13:25:27 · answer #10 · answered by AstonishingAries<3 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋