The great writer or the Simpsons character... tee hee.
It's got to be falling out of the ambulance down the cliff twice.
But my favourite moment was when he's playing scrabble and says he doesn't have a word and his letters spell ZYGOTES.
2006-07-13 06:23:42
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answered by Anonymous
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Whole episode where he gets given dope because of the serious pain in his eye caused by arguing with crows who were doing his bidding...
highlights of this episode...
Homer and Auto move into the loft.
Dr Hibburt when proscribing the medication asks what bong Homer wants (wizard or Magician)
When Homer becomes the alpha crow for destroying the scarecrow (erected by marge). Then asks the crows to "do his bidding; whatever that may be" They promptly return with duff, donuts and porn.
So many more but I'm tired...
2006-07-13 07:43:56
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answered by Elliot H 2
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Homers greatest act of stupidity for me is when he's eating something and doesn't remeber wot a spoon is called. "Hey Marge, you seen that thing used to dig food?" D'oh. Genius, cant remember the episode though. Also the Max Power episode, "there's 3 ways to do things Bart, the right way, the wrong way, and the Max Power way", Bart "isn't that just just the wrong way?", Homer "Yeh, but faster". And yes, you could call me alittle sad for remembering!
2006-07-13 07:04:44
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answered by King Jobber 2
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When Lisa decides to give up meat and Homer says something like, " you're not going to eat, ham, bacon, pork" and Lisa says it's all the same animal and Homer says, "yeah right lisa, a "magical" animal"...too funny!
love homer!
2006-07-13 06:56:56
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answered by ? 4
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There are two for me. The first is when the cult comes to town and Homer is too stupid to convert so they come up with a theme song to convert him. NNA NNA NNA Leader! Classic. And the second is when Homer tries to quit drinking and He is all alone and " All work and no beer make Homer go CRAZY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Hahahahahahahaha
2006-07-13 07:25:12
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answered by washedclean21 2
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Bart's Blackboard Writings
I WILL NOT WASTE CHALK
I WILL NOT SKATEBOARD IN THE HALLS
I WILL NOT BURP IN CLASS
I WILL NOT INSTIGATE REVOLUTION
I WILL NOT DRAW NAKED LADIES IN CLASS
I DID NOT SEE ELVIS
I WILL NOT CALL MY TEACHER "HOT CAKES"
GARLIC GUM IS NOT FUNNY
THEY ARE LAUGHING AT ME, NOT WITH ME
I WILL NOT YELL "FIRE" IN A CROWDED CLASSROOM
I WILL NOT ENCOURAGE OTHERS TO FLY
TAR IS NOT A PLAYTHING
I WILL NOT XEROX MY BUTT
I WILL NOT TRADE PANTS WITH OTHERS
I NOT A 32 YEAR OLD WOMAN
I WILL NOT DO THAT THING WITH MY TONGUE
I WILL NOT DRIVE THE PRINCIPAL'S CAR
I WILL NOT PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO BART
I WILL NOT SELL SCHOOL PROPERTY
I WILL NOT CUT CORNERS
I WILL NOT GET VERY FAR WITH THIS ATTITUDE
I WILL NOT MAKE FLATULENT NOISES IN CLASS
I WILL NOT BELCH THE NATIONAL ANTHEM
I WILL NOT SELL LAND IN FLORIDA
I WILL NOT GREASE THE MONKEY BARS
I WILL NOT HIDE BEHIND THE FIFTH AMENDMENT
I WILL NOT DO ANYTHING BAD EVER AGAIN
I WILL NOT SHOW OFF
I WILL NOT SLEEP THROUGH MY EDUCATION
I AM NOT A DENTIST
2006-07-14 06:53:38
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answered by babybro35 6
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My favourite one is where he sent away for a tape that would help him loose weight but they sent him the wrong tape and he starts acting posh instead! then when he discovers he's not loosing any weight he flings the tape out and then ends up a lot dumber than what he is originally.... then asks Marge whats that thing call that you use to dig food.. she replies a spoon!!! lol classic.
2006-07-16 13:24:39
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answered by roguephoenixmystique 2
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When he takes up boxing and he just lets the other boxer beat on him until he gets tired, then Homer just taps him and he goes down. Then Mike Tyson beats the hell out of him because he tried the same strategy. lol.
2006-07-13 06:25:51
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answered by mattd550 4
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When he was to receive an award for his child-care service, and Bart and Lisa slipped in some home video, including a scene where he tried to gamble Maggie in a poker game.
2006-07-13 13:07:30
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answered by filmwatcher59 4
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the Mr plow advert; Lisa asks question can i afford this remarkable system, Bart asks you are fully licenced and insured by the city aren't u Mr plow,homer says SHUT UP BOY. LOL
2006-07-15 11:17:19
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answered by Eligh 4
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