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I say they are fire, water, earth and viagra.

2006-07-13 02:38:28 · 17 answers · asked by Marianne not Ginger™ 7 in Science & Mathematics Other - Science

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Directly from the mind of God: space/matter, time, love - the three "constraints" ( or "freedoms", depending on your perspective ) that God imposes on humans. These three building blocks relate to the triad of our 'makeup' - body, mind, soul. And the fourth building block - imagination - can modify, combine, or surpass the other three. ( eg. Rod Serling - The Twilight Zone! ) As for the guy who invented Viagra - what an imagination!

2006-07-13 07:58:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anagram Vandal 3 · 11 3

Viagra is only important because we as a society are trying to defeat Darwin's law, which is really just common sense. It falls into the same category as long-term unemployment, trailer parks, food stamps, welfare, and Jerry Springer. It allows those that should not survive and procreate to do so.

Real men do not need viagra. Just a sexy woman at his side.

Your answer is close. Earth - preferably adjacent to a large lake or the ocean, Firewater, Women - blondes work well, Pizza (actually all Italian and Mexican food).

2006-07-14 12:06:54 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

"Fire, water, gravel and vinyl." Dave Barry. " The nature of the perpetual things consist of small particles infinite in number.... Out of them, like out of elements(earth, air, fire, water) he now lets combine and and orginate the visible and perceptible bodies." Democritus 450 BC. Like Cher, Democritus had onlly one name. He had the right idea. Today, we know the four building blocks of the universe are; electrons, protons, neutrons and neutrinos. Viagra just keeps heavenly bodies from falling. In fact, being with a heavenly body is one reason to use Viagra. I am sure even a stiff like Democritus could appreciate that.

2006-07-13 16:42:04 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Oh, I don't think they're ALL taken, Mr Head. - Have you not considered what truly builds this universe? Communication, compromise, charity, and comedy?

Then of course is the Creator. I just knew I was going to overstep my bounds and add a 5th element.

*shakes head* viagra.
boing.
lmsao- ur hilarious!

2006-07-14 01:02:14 · answer #4 · answered by Antny 5 · 0 0

Viagra?!

I say the Earth, moon, and Uranus. I love Uranus.

Or maybe Blood, Sweat, and Tears?
Earth, Wind, and Fire?
Guns 'n Roses?





Throw me a friggen bone here, I'm just not good with punny stuff!

(*) (*) < You know...

2006-07-13 13:57:17 · answer #5 · answered by a kinder, gentler me 7 · 0 0

That's the trouble when you come late to answer a question. Nothing is left, everything is covered from bowel movements to Viagra. They got you coming and going.

2006-07-13 17:10:07 · answer #6 · answered by Sanitizer 6 · 0 0

Fire, water, earth and chicken noodle soup. The Universal cure-all for whatever ails you and every ol' Grandma knows how to make it. It is what binds us together. When you are full, you can contemplate the universe.

2006-07-13 14:48:43 · answer #7 · answered by The Y!ABut 6 · 0 0

You only actually need three building blocks to make a perfect universe - love, life and lasagne. Add Pepsi and you've created Paradise.

2006-07-14 09:22:30 · answer #8 · answered by mdfalco71 6 · 0 0

Since I created the universe and you all just inhabit it at my pleasure...the four building blocks I used were...

A full belly
A nice fire
A cup of coffee
and
A good BM

2006-07-13 17:03:12 · answer #9 · answered by gotalife 7 · 0 0

1. God
2. God
3. God
4. God

How what holds it together is

Duct Tape, Mommy’s Spit, Grand Mothers Love, and Chewing gum.

2006-07-14 16:02:47 · answer #10 · answered by MojoMan 6 · 0 0

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