2006-07-13 02:27:22 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
He has a very small pecker.
2006-07-13 02:31:09 · answer #1 · answered by cosmick 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
2006-07-13 09:36:17 · answer #2 · answered by ? 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris can un scramble an egg.
Does anyone know the only person ever to survive a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick?
2006-07-13 09:31:22 · answer #3 · answered by MrMarblesTI 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris was or still is a Reserve Police officer in Terrell, Texas.
Can you imagine Chuck Norris kicking in a door during a drug raid and the look on peoples faces when they saw him????
it would be like
"Awww dude..........this is some strong sh*t.......you look just like Walker Texas ranger dude!!!
2006-07-13 14:09:57 · answer #4 · answered by Moma 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his father did.
2006-07-13 09:38:46 · answer #5 · answered by mury902 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He waits.
2006-07-13 11:07:56 · answer #6 · answered by Anna M 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is one that my students taught me: "Jesus walks on water, Chuck Norris walks on Jesus".
2006-07-13 09:34:20 · answer #7 · answered by BlueDart 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That he was in ' Way of The Dragon' with Bruce Lee.
RIP Bruce Lee
2006-07-13 09:36:13 · answer #8 · answered by Tan B 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He likes the chili at Texas Lucy's.
2006-07-13 09:30:19 · answer #9 · answered by U. N. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He carrys around signed pictures of himself to hand out to fans, and he can divide by zero.
2006-07-13 09:33:00 · answer #10 · answered by CW 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I met him in San Diego when he was shooting "Good Guys Wear Black", ( I was in the crowd sequence when he was boxing)
2006-07-13 09:35:46 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋