There was a good one in South Africa about a farmer who darted a leopard who was stalking his cattle, he didn't have a cage to put it in so he put it in a large suitcase and closed it up then put it in his truck to take it to the game reserve. On the way some hijackers stopped him stole the suitcase thinking they were gaining something valuable. As the were driving down the road they slammed on breaks and all jumped out of the car running into the bush. They had opened the case to see what treasures they had just stolen and of course got a bit more than what they had bargained for.
Another one is a guy had just been given a new company car, it was a Toyota Rav 4. The roads were quite backed up so he decided to take the back road home. Even though it was a dirt road he felt he had the jeep so he may as well. On his journey he saw a guy lying in the middle of the road. Knowing this was a trick hijackers use to get you to stop and get out thus giving them the opportunity to steal the car he decided not to stop. The road was too narrow to go past him so he decided to drive through the bush and around. It was a bit bumpy but again since he had the jeep he wasnt worried. When he got home he phoned the police to tell them about the person lyinging in the road. A few hours later they came knocking at his door and asked exactly where he had seen the man. When he told them, they said that there was no body in the road but that there were two bodies in the bush. Somebody had driven over them. They deduced that it was infact an attempt at hijacking but by him going round he had killed the two other hijackers waiting in the bushes.
2006-07-13 02:19:35
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answered by MissBehave 5
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I love the "Choking Doberman" myth because I once told that story at a family gathering and everyone listened intently and waited until I was done to speak. One relative asked me where it happened and I explained that it was just a story someone made up.
Here is the link to the story on Snopes website. I would post it here, but it is lengthy.
2006-07-13 11:44:04
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answered by germaine_87313 7
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There's so many.
Charles Manson was in the original Monkeys line up instead of peter tork.
George W Bush is a human being?
Actually one of the most intricate was the Beatles one. There is a theme running through a lot of Beatles material suggesting that Paul McCartney was killed in a car crash in the 60's and replaced with a look a like.
See cover of Abbey Rd with John Lennon in white (priest) paul mac barefooted and in a tatty suit (corpse) and george and ringo as funeral director and gravedigger. Paul is out of step with the rest.
If you play number 99 backwards it says "turn me on dead man". At the end of strawberry fields you can hear John say "I buried paul".
Paul has a hand over his face in the sgt. Pepper album etc etc etc
2006-07-13 09:24:37
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answered by blackstuffman2000 2
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OO good question¬!
I like the Dobeman and the burglar story....
Couple come home from night out, find doggy all sick and wasted in his basket, they get all worried and call vet. Eventually, the dog coughs up two fingers....belonging to the burglar who is passed out upstairs from blood loss...
and Candyman....don't know if its a real one but I lOVE that film!
2006-07-13 15:05:39
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answered by Ice Queen 4
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The one with the dog under the bed and the blood on the mirror the next morning that spells out 'Demons can lick too..'
2006-07-13 09:13:30
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answered by Mountaineer 3
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That if I annoy most of my friends by sending them all a smarmy, gooey piece of drivel, I'll gain some unknown reward or avoid some unknown harm.
2006-07-13 09:54:36
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answered by Nosy Parker 6
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Best is whatever you like, but I still have to go with the poodle in the microwave.
2006-07-13 09:11:00
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answered by Anonymous
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I like how you're not spoused to flash people with their headlights off with yours becaue it's a gang initiation and they'll come kill you if you do!
Haha, or it could be some idiot just didn't turn their headlights on.
2006-07-13 09:12:35
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answered by rishathra7 6
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not sure if it's true but i would really like to try that one where you put pop rocks into a can of soda, shake and watch it explode.
2006-07-13 09:11:21
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answered by Anonymous
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You can't get pregnant whilst having sex standing up and\or with your eyes closed.
2006-07-13 11:01:07
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answered by Pete Sweet 3
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