2006-07-12 22:48:27 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
You have to lock them up together in a confined space and feed them nothing but amphetamines.
At least, that's what I heard.
2006-07-12 22:55:33 · answer #1 · answered by fiend_indeed 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My uncles's dog is named Pigeon. I think in his prime (the dog I mean) he'd whip that squirrel but good, but he's getting old now and just lays around and has lost alot of muscle tone and reaction time, so I guess if I had the money to throw down on a bet, I'd have to pick the squirrel, providing of course it's a fit squirrel and ailing or asthmatic or anything. Yeah, I'd take the squirrel.
2016-03-27 03:33:56 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If the squirrel is a red squirrel, dress the pigeon in a t-shirt with political statements supporting the American Grey Squirrel cause.
2006-07-12 23:00:24 · answer #3 · answered by dumberthangeorgebush 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Tape a peanut to the pigeons tail. When the squirrel bites the pigeons a** it should be sufficient to start a squabble. Make sure nobody gets hurt though.
2006-07-12 22:52:54 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell the squirrel that the pigeon was looking at it's nuts. Works every time.
2006-07-12 22:51:38 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Put the song of the wacky races on full blast and watch the squirrel go when he hears catch that pigeon now
2006-07-13 03:06:08 · answer #6 · answered by pig m 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell the pigeon that he is in love with his wife
ha ha ha
2006-07-12 23:01:14 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell the squirrel that the pigeon was eyein up its missus!
2006-07-12 22:57:28 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
tell it the pigeon has spilt its pint and eaten his nuts
works every time
2006-07-13 00:32:51 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I agree with dianne26. Just plain mean
2006-07-12 22:52:00 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋