Im serious, not some eejit being stupid on-purpose. Theres a gay bull and cow with each other playing 'piggyback' and 3 farmers running around trying to catch them and thebull keeps trying to run at the house. WHAT THE HELL DO I DO???? PLEASE HURRY
2006-07-12 22:44:11 · 12 answers · asked by doodle 1 in Pets ➔ Other - Pets
Australian Ministry of Agriculture and Fisheries.
Sir,
We note your request for assistance, and will dispatch the Gay Cow Ravaged Emergency Response Team Immediately. They will arrive in due course (inter), please have an abundant supply of hot water, fresh towels and linens ready for their use.
Please supply written attached warning notification (form m8) to the intervening farmers that informs them to maintain at least 6ft from offending cattle. Sudden tortional movement of the gay male can create a whiplash effect from said male resulting in serious injury. We recommend ejaculating the area.
Upon arrival, our highly trained team will shower using water provided and dry using towels similar. Regulations forbid extraction, without being fully refreshed. (Note: the lads are also partial to beer or two before work) and fresh linen required for the stop over.
Extraction of Gay Male Member, we will require the ASSistance of yourself and one of the farmer. You will be required to wear the regulation, "Gay Bull Uniform", we will supply the uniform and sufficient supply of KY Gel. Do not dally, its best to be first up in the line) Previous experience is not absolutely necessary, but would be an advantage.
If you enjoy the service, who knows, you may wish to join the Gay Cow Ravaged Emergency Responce Team we are always looking at new members!
In the meantime should you require ASSistance, please call, members are here to service.
regards
Director Tim
Gay Cow Sexion
Enclovered : form (Gay cows) M8
2006-07-13 00:24:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
A cow in heat will sometimes mount a bull to gain his attention, nothing gay about it any more than a girl asking a shy boy to dance. Now with 3 people trying to catch them either the famer doen't want that mating or he want thw cow (or bull) in the barn for another reason (like milking maybe?). I'd advise staying out of it, they are unlikey to come through the fence and a novice cattle handler will just make the situation more hairy.
2006-07-13 08:29:49 · answer #2 · answered by ragapple 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a bull needs to find a place to place himself irrespective of the other part being gay or not, so as there cant be a gay cow, so the bull ought to do the job
2006-07-13 05:47:55 · answer #3 · answered by Explorer 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They bred this thing in Canada, I think, that was called a "Cowallo", a mixture of a cow and buffalo. (Of course, they weren't gay.) If one of those animals in your back field were a female, and they had an offspring, you could then yell : "Look out, Bullow!"
2006-07-13 06:01:03 · answer #4 · answered by Caroline B 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The female is trying to be dominant (yea like that'll happen). The two just haven't figured it out yet. I'm thinkin it'll take time. Geez, yuve got quite a fix over there.. good luck..
2006-07-13 06:05:27 · answer #5 · answered by 10Speed 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why not let the poor critters have their fun? I am all for gay bull liberation. After all, humans have have achieved it, too!
2006-07-13 05:50:05 · answer #6 · answered by Dennis J 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a cow is a girl
a bull is a boy
there NOT gay!
2006-07-13 09:25:59 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If they are two concenting bulls, there is nothing you can do. Just hide under the bed if it charges your house. :)
2006-07-13 05:50:31 · answer #8 · answered by heatherbee 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
at night, when the animals go to sleep..stick something like a cork up their @$$ and put weights around their "you know what"
2006-07-13 05:47:29 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Grab your video camera!
2006-07-13 06:27:40 · answer #10 · answered by silvercomet 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋