Help! I'm at the pizza hut 'all you can eat' buffett, and I'm on my 30th slice, the problem is I have this strange feeling in my stomach. I've tried settling it with 10 glasses of free re-fill coca-cola but this hasn't worked. I think it may be the salad I had as a starter! and now the management are trying to throw me out. Mmmmmm Ice cream factory......
2006-07-12 20:55:49 · 22 answers · asked by brian h 3 in Dining Out ➔ Fast Food
Got nothing else better to do than describe what you've just eaten at the pizza hut? Well im sorry but i think it's bull!! there is no way on earth that you could put away 30 slices of pizza in one sitting.
Plus 10 glasses of coke- nah i think its crap if you aske me
hate time wasters
2006-07-12 22:17:48 · answer #1 · answered by Scatty 6 · 4⤊ 6⤋
You must of had a tapeworm. It's dead now cause you stuffed it to death. You must eat more and more so you can poop out your dead tapeworm. It's gonna hurt cause it has like 30 slices of pizza and a salad in it. You'll have to grab the sides of the bathroom stall and push with all your might. Uggggggghhhhhhhhh! You might have to stand up cause it's gonna be long and hard.
BTW, stay away from the salad bar next time.
Oh! And you surf the Internet at Pizza Hut? No wonder why the management wants to kick you out. You've probably been there all day long.
2006-07-13 07:40:17 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go for a curry, that'll settle things down. They probably didn't wash the salad properly, I'd avoid it in future and stick with what you know.
2006-07-12 21:00:36 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ah, you should've gone to the 'all you can eat buffet' of that scruffy-looking Chinese restaurant on the corner.
Maybe if you go now, you'll be ok.
2006-07-12 21:01:55 · answer #4 · answered by The Phantom 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is called hunger pains. You apparently haven't eaten enough and it is your stomachs way of saying FEED ME! So start eating.
2006-07-13 06:24:52 · answer #5 · answered by Jenny A 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go throw out. And you really need help if you eating that much.
2006-07-12 21:03:14 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just go take a good long steaming dump, you'll feel much better.
2006-07-13 12:26:50 · answer #7 · answered by NA 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i used to work at pizza hut. and that strange feeling in your stomach? maybe it's the spit in your pizza, then again, it could be snot. or then again...
2006-07-12 21:01:29 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's not the food - you're in lurve!! Who's the lucky lucky lady??
2006-07-13 02:48:25 · answer #9 · answered by trimtautterrific 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you're hungry...eat the crockery and cutlery...eat the table,eat the hut.
2006-07-13 09:28:18 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋