If your pet could talk.. What would he/she say to you? And what type of animal do you have?

Answer 1

She would say......
1. The bed belongs to me and I allow you to sleep in it
2. The couch belongs to me and I allow you to sit on it
3. I only poop on the carpet because you won't let me eat what is in the fridge

I have a big beautiful mutt!

Answer 2

I have cats, rats, guinea pigs, 17 birds, two tanks of fish and several dust bunnies. (potential husband might be in there somewhere). Most of my guys 'talk' when food's involved.

The birds really do talk to me. My male cockatiel will say 'Night Night!' if I take too long before bed. If I don't turn the lights off and cover him up, he starts screaming >.< . Their chicks make this crying noise that sounds like an 8 year old yelling. It remind me of a kid screaming 'Mom! Mom! Mom! Mooooooooooooooooooooooooooom!'

The rats, if they could speak would say 'MORE FOOD! Weeee! Play time.. wait.. there's even more food here... OOH! New tube! Better put the food here!.. No Wait... Susan! Give the blinking strawberry back! Mooooooom! Hey Fred.. I want your piece. It's bigger than mine. No.. give me it. GIMME! Ooh! New tube!'

The guinea pigs 'Wheek' all the time. I swear they're saying 'Food.. food. FOOOD! I need more fooooooooood here! Hey, Spock (My other guinea pig) Lets play! Hey, we got more HAY! Fooooooooooood. **munch munch munch** EEK! Go hide!'

The cats have perfected the GLARE. They don't need to talk. All they have to do is stare at me like some angry god and they get their bowls refilled. Mind you they do a cute 'feed me' dance when I open the cupboard door that has their canned cat food in it. Then they try to trip me in order to get the food.

The fish are a different bunch. The Goldfish doesn't say much . It often says: 'Later daaa. Swimming. Just swimming. Laaalaaalaaa.. OH TURD! Bleck. Bad taste. Laaaaaaaaaa...OH FOOD!... Laaaaaa. I'm a fish. I like to swim. Laa tee da.'

The guppies think as a school. They see me beside the tank and they seem to say 'Grub's here!'. They all dart to the top of the tank and wait. The rest of the time it's just looking for the rest of the food they missed during the morning feeding. Maybe they say 'Dang it! Contractions!' when they give birth. Those crazy stinkers breed like crazy!

Answer 3

QUIT GIVING ME DOG FOOD! I WANT THE REAL STUFF!!!!

I have a rottie mix, 2 cats, 10 koi, a 5 1/2 foot long corn snake and a red eared slider turtle....and 2 children. They fit in with the pets.

Answer 4

I have a cat who has learned to communicate very well with me. He has one way of telling me that his food bowl is low. Another way to tell me when his water is low. Another when his litter box needs changed. When he thinks it’s time for me to go to bed, and get up. When he would like to go out on the porch. And when he wants me to play with him. Though he doesn’t actually talk, he tells me what he wants and seemingly understands my responses. I know people whom I can’t communicate with as well.

Answer 5

The dog says. "Take me for another walk." "Play ball with me more."

I have a small Miniature poodle.

Tetras and Black Neon fish in a 10 gallon tank.

A horse. He says "Feed me".

Answer 6

"Where's Aries?" would be what my boxer would say. We lost our German Shepard "Aries" last friday
Also have two cats and an African Grey Parrot and he does talks up a storm..

Answer 7

Can you feed me now?
*10 mins.*
How about now?
*1 hour*
Now..?
*20 mins.*
Finally! Wait...feed me another kind of food! This tastes like 'ordinary dog' food!!!!!!

Answer 8

Guinea pig.

She would say, "I want to get out of this aquarium, and take over your room, the bed is MINE!!!"

Answer 9

your pet would probably cuss you out

Answer 10

he would probley tell me to go straight to hell

i have a jack Russel