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A man and his young wife were in divorce court, but the custody of their children posed a problem.

The mother leaped to her feet and protested to the judge that since she brought the children into this world, she should retain custody of them.

The man also wanted custody of his children, so the judge asked for his justification. After a long silence, the man slowly rose from his chair and replied, "Your Honor, when I put a dollar in a vending machine and a Pepsi comes out, does the Pepsi belong to me or the machine?"

2006-07-12 18:55:18 · 5 answers · asked by Bright Eyes 4 in Family & Relationships Marriage & Divorce

5 answers

ANALOGY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2006-07-12 21:05:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

This is not a valid arguement because the machine belongs to someone else. The woman does not!

2006-07-13 02:03:40 · answer #2 · answered by lilli b 3 · 0 0

It depends if you can take the soda...maybe you wanted a diet soda and you got a regular soda.. you don't want the extra calories.. or can't handle them(responsibility)...

2006-07-13 02:07:52 · answer #3 · answered by Angie29 3 · 0 0

its mine i paid for it then its his if the man pays child support he should have some custody of child

2006-07-13 01:59:28 · answer #4 · answered by mixedbreed76 2 · 0 0

children are not soda's u moron

2006-07-13 02:34:31 · answer #5 · answered by dm1003 2 · 0 0

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